Now, when I was a young boy...

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"This never would've happened when I was a boy! You kids today and your Millennium Items and your card games and your loud music and your hula hoops and your hopscotch and your dungarees and your lollipops and your Sony Playstations and your voice-activated light switches and your leather pants and your artificial insemination..."

*credits start and end*

"...your Blu-Ray Discs and your pierced scrotums and your bull frogs and your telekinesis and your Marvel Comics and your YouTube.com and your nuclear physics and your ingrowing toenails and your Gears of War and your Quentin Tarantino and your power steering and your elevators and your illegitimate offspring and your - hey, why did it fade to black? Am I dead?"

Cookie for really easy reference.
 

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Ephraim J. Witchwood said:
Shock and Awe said:
When I was a lad, we had women where we couldn't see their ribs, and we fucking loved it.
Ribs belong on my plate, covered in barbecue sauce.
That's what I say, but when I murder a lady and try to eat the meat off her bones, people look at me like I'm crazy.

Um mine will be "read more books, because they're cheaper than video games and people think you're smart when you read."
 

Paksenarrion

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When I was a lad, I ate four dozen eggs
every morning to help me get large.
And now that I'm grown, I eat five dozen eggs
so I'm roughly the size of a baaaaarge!
 

Custard_Angel

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When I was a kid celebrities actually did something in return for their status. There wasn't nearly as much of this "popular because they're popular" nonsense that goes on.

When I was a kid computers had 4kb of RAM and there were barely any programs in existence that could fill that amount.

When I was a kid my greatest video game hero was a bear in yellow shorts carrying around a bird in a blue bag. They were funny and friendly and loveable. Nothing like the souless power armour nonsense that gets passed off as heroes today.
 

Jarcin

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When I was a kid you were amazed with the fact that Nazis were attacking you! You kids now a days have Nazis everywhere! They are worse than the plague
 

RandallJohn

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The first system I ever had was the Atari 2600. Back then...

this was a thrilling action shot.


Now, you wanna tell me ya hate the unrealistic graphics on this?


Whippersnappers.

To be serious, I came into the world of video games a bit late, but I started from near the beginning with the 2600, then kind of worked my way up. I've seen the graphics and systems get better, but I honestly miss the days when it took imagination to really color what was going on. To me, that's much more thrilling than being told exactly what something is like. One's imagination will always paint a more vivid picture.
 

CrazyMedic

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why when I was kid you had to type thing in you couldn't just plug in y'al neural jacks we had to work for our porn.
 

pyrosaw

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When I was a kid, we had to look up porn on the internet, not this virtual reality crap!

When I was a kid, television used to be good! Not the adventures of cybersnooki!

When I was a kid, my brains weren't getting eaten by zombies!

I'm fourteen, so this stuff is gonna happen.
 

The_Chief

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DSEZ said:
imacharginmehlaz0r said:
DSEZ said:
imacharginmehlaz0r said:
DSEZ said:
when i was a child i wasnt aloud to eat candy or junk food because i was always in some sport that required me to make weight so dont come bitchin to me bout you dont have your candy

lol and i prolly will say that to my children
lol make weight u wrestled?

Back in my day we had 12 planets!
just to messwith there heads
still do and fight muay thai
nice nice. what weight?
145 for both but right now im injured torn ligament in my left shoulder im out til like june

its been a month and im going nuts
shit i wouldnt be able to stay benched. that sucks. feel better mi hermano
 

kannibus

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When I was a kid...

1) Girls didn't start dressing like sluts until they were at least sixteen.
2) "Going for a raid" did not count as social interaction.
3) MacDonalds was just a fast food chain and not the unquestioned supreme ruler of everything.
 

DuctTapeJedi

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"When I was a young boy, I was a girl."

EDIT: People actually took some responsibilities for their actions.
 

Mikeyfell

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THEAFRONINJA said:
ziggydk said:
when i was a kid realisem never got in the way of fun.
Dan, ninjad. I would have to say this, even to gamers of this age.

For my kids in 10 years or so? Hmm..

"Back in my day, games had single player modes!"
oh shit
I call for the immediate abolition of multyplayer
 

Ziggy

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Rainbow Six, SWAT, Delta Force, they were all before Halo.[/quote]

when were they from? and they are more tactical because of your team.
ps i know HALO is not that realistic. but it had the elements of limited weapons and no health bar