Do any of you have more money than the organs and combined income of everyone in [subject's hometown here]? Stop fantasizing about stuff you can't afford!
Use solar panels on satilites in space to refract the port-beam so I could position the other end portal anywhere on the globe, then put the other portal infront of me so I could have instantaneous anywhere-o-travel.
Id find someone i didnt like, open a blue portal in front of him, stick the gun up his ass shoot a yellow portal inside him, and then chuck a load of stuff in the the blue portal, that would be f*ing AWESOME or what! XD
Use solar panels on satilites in space to refract the port-beam so I could position the other end portal anywhere on the globe, then put the other portal infront of me so I could have instantaneous anywhere-o-travel.
Create a crank mechanism via portals, harness it to make a perpetual motion machine - a real one - win a Nobel Prize, meet Stephen Hawking and challenge him to a jousting competition (using motorized wheelchairs of course)...that bastard thinks he's soooooo smart...
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