NPC conversation

[effilctar]

Please note, this is not the same as the "if you were an NPC, what would your one line be" thread. You only get one line, it must be an existing line said by an NPC in any game. You getone line, so choose it well, and we'll see how long the conversation lasts. I will start:

"Well met"

 

[Sparrow]

"THE BOMB IS PERFECTLY SAFE"

 

[Shapsters]

THIS NPC HAS NO DIALOGUE!!!!

 

[FastFoot92]

"I hear the Sommerset Isles are a dangerous place for Nords"

 

[Scrambles the Death-Dealer]

Frostmourne whispers.

 

[Knight Templar]

I heard that somebody was killed... No wait let me do that line again.

(Its from Oblivion, fixed in a patch I belive.)

 

[freebiewitz]

In order to talk to other people walk up to them and press the A button but I guess you know that already from doing it to me thus making my existance pointless.

 

[FastFoot92]

"I have done it!We are Free"

*Nuke goes off destroying entire game world and wiping your save*