Obama Administration: Global Warming Will Cost Us Unless We Take Action

[Alar]

I can't wait to see the new wave of conspiracy theories to come out of this.

Personally, I'm hoping that someone tries to connect the President and the Pope as being in cahoots via [insert secret society here].

Assuming that hasn't happened already, of course.

So secret society. Just the lizard people.

I, for one, welcome our new reptiloid overlords!

Ummm... duh? We've known this. For fucking years. Why is this a surprise to anyone?

Because it's been played as a "controversy" in the media and court of public opinion?

Yeah, but those people are complete fucking morons. :\ And by 'those people' I do mean the media and court of public opinion, yes.

 

[Something Amyss]

Yeah, but those people are complete fucking morons. :\ And by 'those people' I do mean the media and court of public opinion, yes.

True, but the unfortunate thing is we need those morons to get anything done. At least until our glorious leader, Maobama, declares himself Eternal Overlord for Life and gains unilateral control.