Sorry, Mr. President, I was not able to spend time with my sons on Father's Day. I had to go out and look for a job after my position was "eliminated" at my old company, so I could afford to trade in my "8mpg" car for a "hybrid van".
Maybe while I'm gone, though, I'll give them a copy of the latest Glenn Beck book to read, since, you know, video games rot the brain and reading is an Absolute Good (tm).
disclaimer: sarc. I do not own any of Beck's published works; the last book I purchased - not counting Audible titles for my Android - was the "Richard Castle" novel Naked Heat.