Obama has killed...

One Seven One

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continuing my coverage of, murder in the white house!

joining us today is the family of the poor fly Obama killed in a rage of power craze

mrs. fly and her 256 childern ladies and gentlemen, i know it must be hard on you


ok screw it i'm bored with this
 

Kushan101

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Jesus Suffering Fuck. I honestly thought people were joking about the "sea-kitten" thing, look at this!

http://www.peta.org/sea_kittens/book.asp

What the blue blazing fuck is this? I'd never heard of PeTA before today but someone please tell me that this is a joke and that this is all financed by some millionaire with a strange sense of humour?
 

oneshotfinchy

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When I showed this to my sister she thought it was on The Onion. Which brings us to a mor important question.

Are PETA trying to look like retards?
Seriously, did not one person in that whole stupid organisation think that this wouldn't make them look like a pile of idiots?
 

letsnoobtehpwns

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I don't like Obama, I completely disagree with every idea he has to run a country, but I think that people are just trying to find reasons to hate him! Remember when he bowed down to the Saudi king? Why did people get so pissed about that, he was showing him respect. Didn't people get pissed at his wife for not showing enough respect to the Saudi queen? Wow... Give him a fucking chance, hate him for bad things he's done, not minor mistakes that don't affect anything!
 

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PETA needs to die....
They tried to make World of Warcraft look bad because you can kill baby sea lions. And ONYL for being able to kill baby sea lions.

WHAT. THE. FUCK?! Do you want me to list all of the creatures that you can kill in this game, or save some time and list the things you CAN'T kill? Squirrels, deer, rabbits, sea lions (and not just the babies... in fact, you have to kill an ADULT one for a quest, and the reason you kill him? TO GET HIS BLUBBER FOR MAKING SOAP! And they were pissed about baby sea lions???)... the list goes on forever.

What's next? PETA tries to make someone look bad for killing a bear that's trying to maul them?
 

dorm41baggins

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Kushan101 said:
I honestly thought people were joking about the "sea-kitten" thing, look at this!

http://www.peta.org/sea_kittens/book.asp
Is it just me, or does the "sea-kitten" on the far right of the top banner look less like a fish wearing a costume and more like a very happy cat swallowing said fish?

On topic- I sincerely hope Obama has the good sense not to dignify this nonsense with a response.

Unless, of course, he tells PETA to go pound sand. I'd pay to see a president say what everyone else is actually thinking and non-diplomatically call them out for their idiocy.
 

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Grounogeos said:
What little faith I had left in the people of the US.
Or, rather, the dumbfucks who voted for him did.... Actually, the dumbfucks who vote for Democrats in general.
Does anyone even THINK about what he's promising?
Free health care = BULLSHIT. It's not free, the government has to pay for it, which means higher taxes are needed so they pay for it.
Gun control is NOT a good thing, no matter how you try to dress it up. You say you're trying to "lower crime" and all that shit... yeah right. Two problems I see with your "logic":
1) Criminals aren't going to give up their guns, and since law-abiding citizens will give up theirs, criminals are going to have an even easier time breaking the law because nobody can fight back.
2) The Second Amendment (right to keep and bear arms) was put in place so the people can overthrow a government that violates their rights. What happens if gun control gets stronger? We can't overthrow the government (not that we could beat the army in the first place, but without gun control we'd at least get to fight back) when they try to take away things like freedom of speech or the right to trial-by-jury.

I've made my statement. If you plan on doing something because of whatever I said here, be my guest.
im bnot sure what this has to do with obama killing the fly, but in responce to your first point. 1. Yes nobody can fight back but people will only kill a person if they are resisting, and if you dont resist, you wont get shot.
2. (or the right to arm bears), interesting, ill take this from micheal moore (i know but he has SOME good points). Nukes, are considered arms, does that mean that you, should be able to have them, because you have the right to bear arms?

oh and also Free Health care is good, because it cares for the people that cannot do it themselves, this is socialism yes, but so is the police force, Firefighters, Ambo's, ect. Socialism is good, yes it does mean higher taxes, but you cannot put a price on hhelping oyur fellow man...
 

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Why shouldent I be able to have nuclear arms??? Hell if I wanted I should be able to have nuclear fingers and nuclear toes too.....
 

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Neocon Right: "Obama can't harm a fly."
Me: "Yes he can."
Neocon Right: "Oh yeah? Link or it didn't happen."
Me:
Neocon Right: "OMG!"
God: "What?"
Me: "Nevermind, it's the Neocon Right."
God: "Oh yeah, I hate those guys."
 

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Swing your swatter wide, Sweeney, hear it singing YES, wave it in the face of PETA's Self-Righteousness!

Sweeney Todd was reached for further comment:

I HAD HIM! That fly was there right on my hand! NO I HAD HIM! His wings were bare and he'll never come again...
 

lwm3398

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so what?

Bush dodged shoes. shoes.so yeah,Bush wins. at least in the reflex department.

Fly just got pwned pretty hard.
 

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Drake the Dragonheart said:
0p3rati0n said:
Internet Kraken said:
0p3rati0n said:
Internet Kraken said:
Obama killed a bug......so what?

What is the point of this thread?
who cares it's funny X'D
Obama killing a bug=funny?

Well then I used to be the funniest person on Earth back when I poured coke on ant hills as a child.
LOL that's just as funny X"D WOOT lets get some ants high with the caffeine of COKEACOLA XDDDDDDD
I knew a guy in high school who told me about this one time he had a bee trapped under a jar, and he got it stoned.
What was in the jar?! alcohol!?!?! But any way that's funnier than burning the skeleton off of an ant and have a slow death.
 

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I really didn't intend for this to become a PETA hate thread. I was just showing how people can over-react to the simplest things.
 

JWAN

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VitalSigns said:
JWAN said:
VitalSigns said:
JWAN said:
Singularly Datarific said:
OH MY GOD! HE KILLED ONE INSIGNIFICANT FLYING CREATURE THAT SPREADS DISEASE AND DEATH OF WHICH THERE ARE OVER 100 BILLION ZILLION OF IN THIS BUG-INFESTED PLANET!!!!!

IMPEACHINATE HIM! ALL HAIL SWHARCTHZENHAGER!!
(its a ploy, i tells ya!)



PETA should have never put any light on this issue, but if anyone would actually read what PETA said you would realize they really didn't incriminate him of any hate or intolerance.

http://www.facebook.com/ext/share.php?sid=109524342493&h=pPSHj&u=koeEU&ref=mf

Read, I still think it was stupid of them but its not nearly as bad as your all making it out to be.
Trust me, Ive dealt with these people before. The only thing that that convinces me of is that they will still fund his next campaign. They still hate humanity
There is a difference between caring about the well being of animals and hating all humans. Again I don't like PETA much, but I like Blanket statements even less.
they want people to go out of their way and to treat animals better than themselves listen to them sometime