Obscure Gaming Quotes

[Canadamus Prime]

Ok, I've got another one,
"Stop rocking the boat."

 

[ZodiacMaster101]

"Well, i probably wouldn't be two feet tall, roaming around a sewer with no pants on.
God, I miss pants."

jak 2

 

[-Drifter-]

Because this thread hasn't been done a million times before.

Anyway, you post a video game quote you think is obscure, people try to guess the game it's from while posting their own. I'll start.

"What a strange and beautiful world I beheld, but dangerous too, I was certain. And I was friendless and homeless, and so I prayed."

No cheating.

Who else would be capable of such barbaric acts!?

Is that Gauntlet?

Nope!

I don't recognize your quote. Are we thinking of the same game? How do we tell?

 

[ExaltedK9]

"Would you kindly?"

"The cake is a lie."

"That was the first time I died."

Well you wanted obscurity...

Edit: Hope I wasn't ninja'd but wasn't about to leaf through 9 pages of quotes.

 

[Deathkingo]

Hello.
Hello.
Follow me.
OK.

Man, i knew this one as soon as I read it. I still say "follow me" like Abe does sometimes...

 

[Mattismen]

After throwing his two wounded friends off a cliff into the ocean below "Wow you guys sure are brave to jump off this cliff into the water below, I mean look at how high up we are." Goes to slowly climb down the cliff only to slip "What thef-! Oh Shi-! No Way! AAAHHHH."

That should be Laguna from final fantasy 8 if im not mistaken

 

[Gethsemani_v1legacy]

"Don't you recognize me?! It is me, Guybrush Threpwood!"
"Oh... Hello, Mr. Wood."

 

[6unn3r]

If someone knows this, I'm going to marry that person....

Character A : "War's boring. Anyone else bored?"
Character B : "You should learn to appreciate any downtime Koslowski. Makes combat more exciting."
Character A : "Okay. I spy with my little eye, something beginning with....G"
Character B : "Gun"
Character A : "Err.. no, it's not gun"
Character B : " It's gun, isn't it Koslowski? Jees, you even cheat at I-Spy!"
Character A : "It's not gun, it's jeep"
Character B: "Jeep doesn't start with G, you meathead!"
Character A: "Okay, okay, not jeep.I mean....grass"
Character B : "Grass?!"

Operation Flashpoint: Cold War Crisis, Koslowski also gives one of the best lines right at the start of the game when he says somthing about shitting your pants but i cant remember it exactly....anyone know it?

Mine:
Character A: Good job, ****. Now the whole mission will look like a robbery. They'll never know why we were here.
Character B: ****, now that I'm holding fifty million bucks... I think we need to talk about that raise again.
Character A: Hmmm, 25 cents an hour and not a penny more.
Character B: Deal.

 

[iFail69]

Person A: "Cover me"
Person B: "Fuck you man, cover ME!!"

ahhhh I will always remember that xD

 

[Nieroshai]

"A guy decided he was gonna make a million, opened up a restraunt that serves rats. Rats in a cream sauce, rat flambe, deep fried rat, with bonemeal gravy, lemon rat, with wild rice, and rat ragu with powdered deer penis."
I think this one is pretty easy but let us see.

Oblivion, those two Argonian brothers. Don't remember names or the quest.

 

[mettle_edge]

"Self destruct in 60 seconds"
"Oh the humiliation! Destroyed by squishies AWWWWWWW, I'll never live this down..."
"Times up"
"What?! That wasn't even close to 60 seconds!"
"Bye bye!"

Ratchet and Clank: Up Your Arsenal

 

[Brandon237]

"Moo? Primitive, yet strangely profound."
"Braaaaaaaaaains. Oh and uh moo."

Destroy all Humans said by radioactive cows.

I put a DAH quote her myself

Very good, although the first one was said by the guy on the Mothership, whose name I can't recall just now, not the radioactive cows.

Now lets see if you can guess the next quote I gave:

"That was fun, but only because this is the 22nd century. Kids who put hamsters in microwave ovens in my time get taken away from their parents and put up for adoption. So DON'T DO IT."

Okay, I know I don't know the second game, 'cause if I did I would probably have used that quote myself. You got me...

 

[Dr. Paine]

"Technically this is a civilian ship. I'm probably lucky you're still wearing pants. "

 

[Carlan]

"Moo? Primitive, yet strangely profound."
"Braaaaaaaaaains. Oh and uh moo."

Destroy all Humans said by radioactive cows.

I put a DAH quote her myself

Very good, although the first one was said by the guy on the Mothership, whose name I can't recall just now, not the radioactive cows.

Now lets see if you can guess the next quote I gave:

"That was fun, but only because this is the 22nd century. Kids who put hamsters in microwave ovens in my time get taken away from their parents and put up for adoption. So DON'T DO IT."

Okay, I know I don't know the second game, 'cause if I did I would probably have used that quote myself. You got me...

I'm pretty sure that was answered upthread, but in case it wasn't that's from Day of the Tentacle.

 

[coldfrog]

"Under the power of the Southern Cross, anything is possible"

Not sure if that's EXACTLY the quote, but I know it's close.

And another:

"Dispatch, this is 504. Suspect ran a red light."

 

[Canadamus Prime]

"Would you kindly?"

"The cake is a lie."

"That was the first time I died."

Well you wanted obscurity...

Edit: Hope I wasn't ninja'd but wasn't about to leaf through 9 pages of quotes.

Bioshock, Portal, and The Darkness respectively.

 

[-Drifter-]

Because this thread hasn't been done a million times before.

Anyway, you post a video game quote you think is obscure, people try to guess the game it's from while posting their own. I'll start.

"What a strange and beautiful world I beheld, but dangerous too, I was certain. And I was friendless and homeless, and so I prayed."

No cheating.

Who else would be capable of such barbaric acts!?

Is that Gauntlet?

Nope!

I don't recognize your quote. Are we thinking of the same game? How do we tell?

Quote: "Who else would be capable of such barbaric acts?"

Clue: artificial intelligence.

In that case, I'm thinking not.

 

[MisterGobbles]

"Sharp as a tack, Thomas."

NO ONE will get this one.

Uhhh.....The only thing that comes to mind is the World Ends With You, which has that exact line but with someone's elses name.

Never did get around to playing that one, but good guess. The line is from Soldier of Fortune: Payback. Twas a terrible, terrible game.

 

[Skratt]

If someone knows this, I'm going to marry that person....

Character A : "War's boring. Anyone else bored?"
Character B : "You should learn to appreciate any downtime Koslowski. Makes combat more exciting."
Character A : "Okay. I spy with my little eye, something beginning with....G"
Character B : "Gun"
Character A : "Err.. no, it's not gun"
Character B : " It's gun, isn't it Koslowski? Jees, you even cheat at I-Spy!"
Character A : "It's not gun, it's jeep"
Character B: "Jeep doesn't start with G, you meathead!"
Character A: "Okay, okay, not jeep.I mean....grass"
Character B : "Grass?!"

LOL, it sounds like a typical conversation on the internet short series Red Vs. Blue. God I loved that show.

 

[Aidinthel]

"Look, man, all I know is, I keep making up the most ridiculous price I can think of, and you keep paying it! So I ask you: who's the foo'?"

"Technically this is a civilian ship. I'm probably lucky you're still wearing pants. "

Mass Effect 2, Shepard talking to Joker.