Obscure Gaming Quotes

[badgersprite]

From the same game.

"If you find your true love, protect her with your life. We are all beasts without the redeeming humanity of love."

"There is nothing you can say of love that will make me cry, mortal. I have had Cleopatra and Helen of Troy stand before me, and they moved me not. Your common desires mean nothing to me."

"Truth is...indeed...a terrible thing."

 

[Ophi]

"Welcome to DIE!"

I... I wanna say some X-Men game, but I'm not sure. That just sounds so familiar.

 

[xxcloud417xx]

Character 1: Sounds like a giant explosion are you okay?
Character 2: I almost got ran over by a truck what do you think?
Character 1: Don't be a *****.

[singing] I see a *****, Do you see a *****, yeah I see a *****, what do you see?[/singing]

hehehe sorry I had to...

"If it's hostile, kill it." *throws revolver at you*

 

[pendragon177]

"Many tricks are up my sleeve, to save yourself you'd better leave!"
"Your butt will tell you and you'll know, when my boot swings to and fro!"
"That ugly bear, you feathered freak, is nothing but a stupid geek!"

If you didn't get it by now you are hopeless.

 

[Ophi]

"That ugly bear, you feathered freak, is nothing but a stupid geek!"

If you didn't get it by now you are hopeless.

Banjo Kazooie?? Never played that, but.. What else could it be?

 

[Ashsaver]

This should be easy

"My vision is augmented."

And this one should be a bit harder

"I killed twelve dumbass scientists and not one of 'em fought back. This sucks. !"

 

[Aidinthel]

"I killed twelve dumbass scientists and not one of 'em fought back. This sucks. !"

Half-life 1. I hate those soldiers so much.

 

[blankedboy]

CLIFF RACER FLYYYYY SO HIIIIIIIIIIGH

~shouldbeinteresting~

 

[activatethesmile]

Character A: You look like you need a monkey.
Character B: Excuse me?
Character A: I have a very fine monkey for you. Only twenty dollars, American.
Character B: Sorry, I don't want a monkey.
Character A: What do you mean?
Character B: I don't want a monkey!
Character A: Why not?
Character B: Because I don't like monkeys, now get that filthy beast away from me!
Character A: Are you insulting my monkey?
Character B: I'm sure it's a perfectly excellent monkey, but I don't want it. Now please leave, I'm very busy.
Character A: Ten dollars.
Character B: No! I wouldn't want the dreadful thing even if it were free!
Character A: Free? You want my children to starve?
Character B: If they're hungry, I suggest you feed them the monkey.
Character A: This is a valuable monkey! My wife would kill me if she knew I was offering it to you so cheap.
Character B: You don't seem to understand, I DON'T WANT A MONKEY!
Character A: Infidel.

Kudos to anyone who gets that one.

I haven't read all the pages so it may have already been answered, but this one's easy.

No One Lives Forever, at the scene in front of the gate before Kate must infiltrate the Hotel.

 

[Aidinthel]

"Can you believe a great battle was once fought here, on the very ground that you now so peacefully graze? Many men died. Some did it for freedom and some for country. Others did it just because they had guns. It's a crazy world, isn't it? Hmmm? Don't you think it's crazy? Hey, I'm talking to you cow. It's because of me that you're not talking French right now. Shame on you, ungrateful cow."

 

[Richard Hannay]

"Welcome to DIE!"

I... I wanna say some X-Men game, but I'm not sure. That just sounds so familiar.

You're on the right track. The old X-Men arcade game featured the line, "The White Queen welcomes you to DIE!" (Though I preferred, "I am Magneto, master of magnet!")

 

[Jezzy54]

"Too bad it's just Part B of the formula. Dead useless without Part A, and I do mean DEAD."

 

[-Drifter-]

CLIFF RACER FLYYYYY SO HIIIIIIIIIIGH

~shouldbeinteresting~

I've called Oblivion a lot of things, but obscure was never one of them.

 

[blankedboy]

CLIFF RACER FLYYYYY SO HIIIIIIIIIIGH

~shouldbeinteresting~

I've called Oblivion a lot of things, but obscure was never one of them.

FFFFFF

I was hoping everyone'd say "OH IT MUST BE MORROWIND COS CLIFF RACERS ARE IN MORROWIND AND THE GUY HAS A MORROWIND AVATAR"

Oh well... :/

 

[Ashsaver]

This one is gonna be REALLY hard: "I was never on YOUR side, either! ...wanker!"

Errr....not really,no,it's not THAT hard.

 

[captaincabbage]

"I'm gonna kill Praxis!!"

cookie for correct guess ;P

 

[Funkysandwich]

"I'm gonna kill Praxis!!"

cookie for correct guess ;P

Jak 2.

"I got a mean midget I had to send parcel post."

"To avoid further mishaps, PLEASE butter your English muffins AFTER you toast them."

No one's going to get that one.

 

[Wintermoot]

"OH MY GOD WHERE DOOMED"
"with my brains and your brawn we make a excelent team!"
"it looks like youre in the barrel today"
"sometimes I dream about cheese"
some of these are from famous movies but they where also used in a certain game (cookie for refference)

 

[Zainlong]

"I wanna cast magic missile"
"Why, there's nothing to attack"
".....I attack the Darkness!"

Thats from Summoner. A secret scene right?

"Wheres the Cheetos?"

 

[Zainlong]

No one tried my other one but this one is less obscure.

"Given the choice; whether to rule a corrupt and failing empire or to challenge the Fates for another throw--a better throw--against one's destiny...what was a king to do? But does one ever truly have a choice? One can only match, move by move, the machinations of Fate, and thus defy the tyrannous stars."

Is that Kain from the end of Blood Omen?
Sounds like something he'd say.