Obscure Gaming Quotes

[Gearran]

here's a couple, (names ommited for spoiler purposes)
and this short one
"we're both ravens right? no hard feelings."

This is from one of the Armored Core games (2, I think?)

 

[EllEzDee]

"Are you the...library police?"

 

[Ultra_Caboose]

"There's a third option. A monumental secret, hidden in your very presence here. ... Suppose you throw a coin enough times, and one day, it lands on it's edge."

I skipped a line or two, but to type the skipped lines would reveal too much.

 

[IronStorm9]

No!No!No!No!No!No!No!No!No!No!No!No!No!No!No!No!No!No!No!No!No!No!No!No!No!No!No!No!No!No!No!No!No!No!No!No!No!No!No!No!No!No!No!No!No!No!No!No!No!No!No!No!No!No!No!No!No!No!No!No!No!No!
Why!Why!Why!Why!Why!Why!Why!Why!Why!Why!Why!Why!Why!Why!Why!Why!Why!Why!Why!Why!Why!Why!Why!Why!Why!Why!Why!Why!Why!Why!Why!Why!Why!Why!Why!Why!Why!Why!Why!Why!Why!Why!Why!Why!Why!Why!
(Try Googling that one)

EDIT: Also, "I sense something...elusive."

 

[Strumthund]

"Magic is good...but now [his own name] leads! Swords for everyone!"

I know, too easy. How about:

Mook 1: What is that sound?
Mook 2: It is an angel singing!
Mook 3: It's a devil screaming!
Mook 1: It is the pounding of Creation's hammer on the anvil of time!
Mook 2: ...It's fucking AWESOME!

And from the same game, probably not quite right: "I keep order with my managers. The only ones I can trust. The ones who never let me down. Fear, and pain."

Dude, Brütal Legend.

Ok, "Wise fwum youw gwave!"

 

[bulbasaur765]

"Stick for a body, Head full of straw, Give me a Scarecrow- RAW! RAW! RAW!"
-Belome, Super Mario RPG

 

[A Weary Exile]

Easy mode: "I'll take this one; get the ones behind me!"

Falco.

 

[blind_dead_mcjones]

here's a couple, (names ommited for spoiler purposes)
and this short one
"we're both ravens right? no hard feelings."

This is from one of the Armored Core games (2, I think?)

that is correct, was from amored core 2, one of things i found really cold about the line is how your opponent delivers it in an affiable upper class brittish accent


anyhoo here are some more quotes, all from the same game but from different characters
"MMMMM, SCREAM FOR ME!"
"WHOOOOEEE!! OUR HERO'S IN TROUBLE NOW! HA HAAA"
"here i coooommmmmeeee"
"heh, numbers? we've got guts on our side."

 

[Owyn_Merrilin]

Ok, "Wise fwum youw gwave!"

That would be Altered Beast, one of the worst games to ever be a major selling point for a console.

 

[SovietSecrets]

"Let's go to the mailbag. We got a letter from Mr. Owsaki. He asks "How do I get rid of these nasty roaches?" Easy, just burn your house down." Ah DJ Professor K, how I love you.

 

[Ignatz_Zwakh]

"RISE FROM YOUR GRAVE!!!"

 

[Sinspiration]

"RISE FROM YOUR GRAVE!!!"

I'm not dignifying this with a response considering it was answered earlier, xP

My obscure gaming quote for today iiis;
"Your hands, their warmth feels so good."

Stew over that for a while, xD

 

[thejboy88]

"You would have to be a sodding squirrel , would'nt you?"

 

[MrPatience]

"You would have to be a sodding squirrel , would'nt you?"

This wouldn't happen to be 'Conker's Bad Fur Day', would it?

Mine:
"You're wearing sunglasses on a night mission?"
"My vision is augmented."

 

[Johnny Impact]

"Magic is good...but now [his own name] leads! Swords for everyone!"

I know, too easy. How about:

Mook 1: What is that sound?
Mook 2: It is an angel singing!
Mook 3: It's a devil screaming!
Mook 1: It is the pounding of Creation's hammer on the anvil of time!
Mook 2: ...It's fucking AWESOME!

And from the same game, probably not quite right: "I keep order with my managers. The only ones I can trust. The ones who never let me down. Fear, and pain."

Dude, Brütal Legend.

Ok, "Wise fwum youw gwave!"

Altered Beast. I never understood how Zeus had the power to raise the dead but not fight his own battles.

 

[Delusibeta]

"You would have to be a sodding squirrel , would'nt you?"

This wouldn't happen to be 'Conker's Bad Fur Day', would it?

Mine:
"You're wearing sunglasses on a night mission?"
"My vision is augmented."

Deus Ex.

"What does this Internet doohickey have to do with being an elf?"
"HALF-elf. It's 'cause everyone on the Internet has to pick an avatar, like a dwarf or an orc or a hot young fifteen-year-old girl curious about the adult world and willing to experiment."
"I didn't think it was possible, but he's actually less creepy as the elf."

 

[Dead_Man]

"Since when has *blank* been worried about danger close?"

 

[Lee Brocklebank]

"What a strange and beautiful world I beheld, but dangerous too, I was certain. And I was friendless and homeless, and so I prayed."

Sacrifice. (I cheated, by the way.)

That's what I got too. Google works.

No cheating, you bastards!

Well, I guess I'll think up another one... Hmmm...

"'You're both... FRENCH!'
'WE SURRENDER! AAAAAH!'"

Armed and Dangerous?

 

[Lee Brocklebank]

Character A:The only way we're getting through is by praying.
Character B:Thank god i'm an atheist.

 

[Legendairy314]

NPC: "Please Assume the Position."

Player: "I can't feel my legs!"

And

"That's Racist."

"You're Racist!"

(Both are from fairly recent titles)