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omicron1

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Dead_Man said:
"Since when has *blank* been worried about danger close?"
Uhh... Medal of Honor?


Here's one for you:

"Yes.. but War does not preserve its enemies."

I can almost guarantee it ain't what you think it is.




EDIT: And another one, different game but equally (if not more) obscure:
"Fancy a bit of nookie?"
 

Spectre4802

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-Drifter- said:
No cheating, you bastards!

Well, I guess I'll think up another one... Hmmm...

"'You're both... FRENCH!'
'WE SURRENDER! AAAAAH!'"
Oooh, I know this one! Armed and Dangerous! The little guy with the overly big head says it :D

[Somebody already beat me to the punch, but I throw it anyway. EDIT And somebody has :/]

Dead_Man said:
"Since when has *blank* been worried about danger close?"
Modern Warfare 2. :]

EDIT the second
TomLikesGuitar said:
Medium mode: "From that moment, we traveled together... East... Always into the east."
Bah! You call that medium? It's from the opening cinematic from Diablo 2.

Ok, mine...

Guy 1: You sure this thing is safe? I can see daylight through the floor.
Guy 2: Hey, in that thing you look like an enthusiast. The US Air Force is less likely to shoot you down.
Guy 1: Cool, what's the problem then?
Guy 2: I said "less likely." If you did as much amphetamines as these guys did, you'd be lucky not to shoot anything that moves.
Guy 1: Aw, shit!
 

omicron1

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Crelda said:
Number 1
"Do you have a reserva... MARDRE DE DIOS IT'S EL POLLO DIABLO *guitars*"

Number 2
"You know what they say, to save the world, you have to push a few old ladies down some stairs."

Number 3
"I am an elemental spirit summoned with one desire, with one purpose... TO DRIVE!"

These certainly follow a theme...
And that theme is Grim Fandango.


Suicideking said:
God said:
Suicideking said:
On some tombstones in the game:

"Here lies Atheist, All dressed up with no where to go"
"I finished before you in the human race"
One of the fables, probably.
Nope, not from a Fable game.
Well, it's not Nethack (from which one of those quotes was originally drawn) so I'll guess Sacred 2.
 

i did it 4 the lulz

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diebane said:
I didn't find any quote which I knew or hadn't been answered yet, so I'm going to break da rules!

1. "Have no fear, [name] is here!" Easy

2. Hands detonator to women: "Davai" Already pretty hard

3. "Hold on, I'll buzz you in *door buzzes* " The person who knows this has played on of my favorite games of all time

mfG diebane

EDIT: The one above me is Halo 2, I didn't break the rules afterall :D
kingpin life of crime?
 

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gundamrx101 said:
After throwing his two wounded friends off a cliff into the ocean below "Wow you guys sure are brave to jump off this cliff into the water below, I mean look at how high up we are." Goes to slowly climb down the cliff only to slip "What thef-! Oh Shi-! No Way! AAAHHHH."
final fantasy 8?
 

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ExaltedK9 said:
"Would you kindly?"

"The cake is a lie."

"That was the first time I died."

Well you wanted obscurity...

Edit: Hope I wasn't ninja'd but wasn't about to leaf through 9 pages of quotes.
1. bioshock

2. portal

3. The darkness?
 

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i did it 4 the lulz said:
Legendairy314 said:
NPC: "Please Assume the Position."

Player: "I can't feel my legs!"

And

"That's Racist."

"You're Racist!"

(Both are from fairly recent titles)
Fallout new vegas?
You got the first one. The second is actually even more recent.
 

diebane

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i did it 4 the lulz said:
diebane said:
3. "Hold on, I'll buzz you in *door buzzes* " The person who knows this has played on of my favorite games of all time

mfG diebane

EDIT: The one above me is Halo 2, I didn't break the rules afterall :D
kingpin life of crime?
Hell yea xD
 

ServebotFrank

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New one I'll keep it short so it'll be hard.

"The Crest of Infinity!"

You have played my childhood if you can guess this.
 

archvile93

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"Yes sir, I was just wondering why we set up the command post in a room without doors. It seems like a tactically dubious choice."
 

MrJKapowey

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'AM I RIGHT MARINES?'
>'SIR, YES SIR!'
'Mmhmm. Damn right I am.!'


'LETS GO GET THE BASTARDS!'
*charges up hill*
>'Wait! What? NO!!'


'Gah! Useless. Bloody. WANKERS!'


This one may be stupidly hard... (It's a vet longbowman but what game?)

'Yeas...? *command given* Commandement.'


'We go in deep, and we go in hard. Any questions?'
>'Surely you can't be serious?'
'I am. And don't call me Shirley.'
 

Aidinthel

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Delusibeta said:
"What does this Internet doohickey have to do with being an elf?"
"HALF-elf. It's 'cause everyone on the Internet has to pick an avatar, like a dwarf or an orc or a hot young fifteen-year-old girl curious about the adult world and willing to experiment."
"I didn't think it was possible, but he's actually less creepy as the elf."
Sam and Max, Season One
Legendairy314 said:
NPC: "Please Assume the Position."

Player: "I can't feel my legs!"
I can't be sure since I never, um, explored that option, but it sounds like Fisto the sexbot from New Vegas.
 

Maeshone

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Obscure gaming quotes, eh? How about this one:

Person 1: Let me put it this way: How would you like to punch a god?

Person 2: ...

P1: ...

P2: ...Yes

P1: Good man.
 

Eponet

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Here's a really obscure one. Not even google will help you.

"I would never leave you in a ditch. I only do that to bad people"