Obscure Gaming Quotes

[Kenko]

Im going to beat you like bad stephchild!

 

[MrJKapowey]

Okay, some more quotey goodeyness (<-spell check).


'An AC-130, eh? I haven't worked with one of those in a while.'

*given command* 'I mean so!'

'My name is ... and this is my faviroute shop on the ...'

'Find some cover damn it!'

'Hey guys, wait up! This ain't funny!' *BOOM* (may be incorrect as is from memory)

'MACGREGOR!!!' (what are you doing when this is said as well?)

'... the only thing the Frenchies are good at is surrendering and kissing.'

'KEEP FIRING! Waste some of that taxpayers money!'

'Someone? Anyone? Respond!'

'French Resistance. Bit of an oxymoron, but there you go...'

'Don't shoot, you fools. The powder!' *mele ensues* *BOOOOOM!*

 

[zombiestrangler]

"Remember the pointy end goes into the enemy, you simpleton."
Have at it.

 

[Geo Da Sponge]

'Gah! Useless. Bloody. WANKERS!'

Sniper from TF2?

Lets try this...

'We busted our arses getting up this hill and now we've got to get back down again?

Gah! Useless. Bloody. WANKERS!'

Oh right, Gaz from Call of Duty 4. But to be fair, the Sniper pretty much says the same thing.

 

[Crelda]

Number 1
"Do you have a reserva... MARDRE DE DIOS IT'S EL POLLO DIABLO *guitars*"

Number 2
"You know what they say, to save the world, you have to push a few old ladies down some stairs."

Number 3
"I am an elemental spirit summoned with one desire, with one purpose... TO DRIVE!"

These certainly follow a theme...

And that theme is Grim Fandango.

Grim Fandango is one of the quotes. Not the entire theme though.

 

[Fogold]

"Her name is Lily and she's very fond of flowers"

"WE WILL GAURD HER WITH OUR LIVES!"

 

[omicron1]

Number 1
"Do you have a reserva... MARDRE DE DIOS IT'S EL POLLO DIABLO *guitars*"

Number 2
"You know what they say, to save the world, you have to push a few old ladies down some stairs."

Number 3
"I am an elemental spirit summoned with one desire, with one purpose... TO DRIVE!"

These certainly follow a theme...

And that theme is Grim Fandango.

Grim Fandango is one of the quotes. Not the entire theme though.

Ok, upon looking closer... the theme is Tim Schafer. The quotes are, in order: Psychonauts (more particularly, Black Velvetopia), Full Throttle (haven't played, but I assume so), and Grim Fandango.

 

[EllEzDee]

"There once was a Dodge city maid
Who was a whore by trade
For a *nah nah nah nah*
She'd lie on her back
And let those cowboys have a poke at her craaaaack.

Then one day by surprise
Her belly began to riiiise
*bunch more lines i've forgotten*

 

[Deadmeatt]

"Prisoner 849 escaping"
This is probably too obscure, but its from what used to be a popular game.

I created an account just to answer this one, since I can't believe no one has done so yet: Unreal, when you first crawl under your busted-a*# prison cell door. Jees, I haven't played that game in probably a decade, yet I can still roughly remember what the computer's voice sounded like as it said this.


...Damnit, now I feel like playing Unreal again.

 

[Canadamus Prime]

Number 1
"Do you have a reserva... MARDRE DE DIOS IT'S EL POLLO DIABLO *guitars*"

Number 2
"You know what they say, to save the world, you have to push a few old ladies down some stairs."

Number 3
"I am an elemental spirit summoned with one desire, with one purpose... TO DRIVE!"

These certainly follow a theme...

And that theme is Grim Fandango.

Grim Fandango is one of the quotes. Not the entire theme though.

Ok, upon looking closer... the theme is Tim Schafer. The quotes are, in order: Psychonauts (more particularly, Black Velvetopia), Full Throttle (haven't played, but I assume so), and Grim Fandango.

You're wrong, the second quote is from Day of the Tentacle.

 

[grimmdm]

"Thwack........
Your Hand Hurts....
This is not Helping....
Your torch goes out....
you fall and bump your head...
It's a pity that your adventure ends here...

 

[Canadamus Prime]

"Thwack........
Your Hand Hurts....
This is not Helping....
Your torch goes out....
you fall and bump your head...
It's a pity that your adventure ends here...

Shadowgate. I was playing that about a month ago on a flash games site.

 

[Bewts]

"Hey boss this guy looks like a troublemaker wadaya want me to do with him?"

Boss - "Rub em out"

 

[JaymesFogarty]

"It's over, Chance!"
I'd love it if someone got this!

 

[omicron1]

Number 1
"Do you have a reserva... MARDRE DE DIOS IT'S EL POLLO DIABLO *guitars*"

Number 2
"You know what they say, to save the world, you have to push a few old ladies down some stairs."

Number 3
"I am an elemental spirit summoned with one desire, with one purpose... TO DRIVE!"

These certainly follow a theme...

And that theme is Grim Fandango.

Grim Fandango is one of the quotes. Not the entire theme though.

Ok, upon looking closer... the theme is Tim Schafer. The quotes are, in order: Psychonauts (more particularly, Black Velvetopia), Full Throttle (haven't played, but I assume so), and Grim Fandango.

You're wrong, the second quote is from Day of the Tentacle.

Darn it. Darn it all.

Ok, here's one (actually three, from the same game) for you:
"I believe it not!"
"This makes you feel like Popeye!"
"Thou art early, but we'll admit thee."

 

[Aidinthel]

I question your understanding of the word 'obscure'.

Anyway, Penny Arcade: On the Rain-Slick Precipice of Darkness.

Well, I quoted it on the second page and no one got it. It was a bit disheartening.

 

[Tallim]

"point away from face, pull trigger, seems easy enough"

 

[grimmdm]

"Thwack........
Your Hand Hurts....
This is not Helping....
Your torch goes out....
you fall and bump your head...
It's a pity that your adventure ends here...

Shadowgate. I was playing that about a month ago on a flash games site.

ok then can you guess this tid bit from my childhood spent in many arcades...

" I... Can't..... Move...." BUT AMERICA STILL NEEDS YOUR HELP!!!!

 

[8bitsuperhero]

"That was fun, but only because this is the 22nd century. Kids who put hamsters in microwave ovens in my time get taken away from their parents and put up for adoption. So DON'T DO IT."

Can nobody get this? I'm disappointed.

That one, I believe is Day of the Tentacle right?

"I know! Find someone rich, and kill them! Then find someone richer, and kill them too! Hack and slash your way to fortune! Whoo-hoo!!"

"It's a typewriter. For those who are literate, it is a handy tool."

"...Well, that's one way to go out with a bang. So much for your dreams and aspirations."

Two are from the same game.

 

[Canadamus Prime]

"Thwack........
Your Hand Hurts....
This is not Helping....
Your torch goes out....
you fall and bump your head...
It's a pity that your adventure ends here...

Shadowgate. I was playing that about a month ago on a flash games site.

ok then can you guess this tid bit from my childhood spent in many arcades...

" I... Can't..... Move...." BUT AMERICA STILL NEEDS YOUR HELP!!!!

You've got me on that one. Is the part about America still needs your help part of the quote?

"That was fun, but only because this is the 22nd century. Kids who put hamsters in microwave ovens in my time get taken away from their parents and put up for adoption. So DON'T DO IT."

Can nobody get this? I'm disappointed.

That one, I believe is Day of the Tentacle right?

Yeeeeeeeeaaah, someone finally got it!