Obscure Gaming Quotes

[supermariner]

(withered old man's voice)... "why hello there Danny, i didn't know it was hockey season"

 

[Bryan Jue]

ok then can you guess this tid bit from my childhood spent in many arcades...

" I... Can't..... Move...." BUT AMERICA STILL NEEDS YOUR HELP!!!!

Captain America and the Avengers, of course.

OKAAAAAAY GOOOOOOO!


Here's my quote
"Bravery is not a function of firepower"

 

[Eclectic Dreck]

Hardly obscure but: "You are no longer welcome here, nuisance. Why do you stay, when you sense my displeasure? I have suffered your company long enough. It is time for our dance to end.".

A well known game but, given that most people assert that it was a bad game people may not have made it far enough to hear it: "I suppose we could see if she tries to kill any of us, but that test has numerous procedural flaws in its execution... if you will pardon the semantics."

 

[Sanguich]

Here's my one:
'You spoony bard!'

Final Fantasy IV

"I SPILL MY DRIK"

Deus Ex 1 - When you change sound settings in the options menu

"BWAHAHA! I am Moosferatu, the demonic jersey cow!"

 

[Sanguich]

"Would you kindly?"

"The cake is a lie."

"That was the first time I died."

Well you wanted obscurity...

Edit: Hope I wasn't ninja'd but wasn't about to leaf through 9 pages of quotes.

Bioshock, Portal, and The Darkness respectively.

Truly nothing gets past you. Ok, if I have to step up my game, try these on for size:

"This town, nobody looks me in the eyes anymore."

"War... War never changes."

"War has changed."

And I'll be impressed if you can get this speech.

"Join us brothers and sisters. Join us in the shadows where we stand vigilant. Join us in the oath that cannot be foresworn. And if you should perish, know that we will someday join you."

Might not be word for word, but should have enough to go by.... and it can't be Googled.

"War... War never changes." is the first line in every fallout game, voiced by Ron Perlman.

"War has changed." is in the intro to MGS 4

"Please transmit your landing codes"
"Uh.. 1"
"...1?"

Not so much obscure, but first to jump to mind.

Enslaved: Journey to the West

 

[8bitsuperhero]

Over time, we became less human and more....divine.

That's from the intro to Soul Reaver if I'm not mistaken.

 

[8bitsuperhero]

"It's over, Chance!"
I'd love it if someone got this!

Syphon Filter 2?

 

[Mr Scott]

"Groodalicious."

"Enjoy the view."

 

[JaymesFogarty]

"It's over, Chance!"
I'd love it if someone got this!

Syphon Filter 2?

The one and only!
Congratulations; your reward is how good you now feel!

 

[Thyunda]

Okay, some more quotey goodeyness (<-spell check).


'My name is ... and this is my faviroute shop on the ...'

Mass Effect?

 

[Bihac]

"But suppose you throw a coin enough times... suppose one day, it lands on its edge."

Not sure if anyone answered it already, Kain, Soul Reaver 2... because it's the quote I was going to use. *shakes fist at*

 

[Cogwheel]

"But suppose you throw a coin enough times... suppose one day, it lands on its edge."

Not sure if anyone answered it already, Kain, Soul Reaver 2... because it's the quote I was going to use. *shakes fist at*

Pretty sure it's been answered.

You know, no one's bothered with the other two. Too obscure? I mean, one's practically unknown, but another one.. well, I know that at least one person on this site has the series's icon as an avatar.

 

[blind_dead_mcjones]

Ok, mine...

Guy 1: You sure this thing is safe? I can see daylight through the floor.
Guy 2: Hey, in that thing you look like an enthusiast. The US Air Force is less likely to shoot you down.
Guy 1: Cool, what's the problem then?
Guy 2: I said "less likely." If you did as much amphetamines as these guys did, you'd be lucky not to shoot anything that moves.
Guy 1: Aw, shit!

GTA san andreas, guy 1 is CJ and guy 2 is Mike Toreno

ok here's another one for all to figure out

"break out the butter..gonna make toast!"

 

[zHellas]

"So you're the cook and the one who cleans the toilet?"

"I wash my hands...Most of the time."

Mass Effect 2.

(I'd put a quote of my own here, but... I can't think of anything. D

 

[Manji187]

Over time, we became less human and more....divine.

That's from the intro to Soul Reaver if I'm not mistaken.

That is quite right. Now check out who voices Raziel hahaha. I sure as hell didn't expect it.

 

[kidwithxboxlive]

"yea we chopped this guys head off and replaced it with a rather large cauliflower bruno had...he isn't talking either"
And another:
(this is from when you use a weapon and it hits someone)
"AHHHHHH, MY BALLs, IT GOT MY BALLS!

 

[drummond13]

"The weather's getting worse, but I'm almost ashore. I fear my life may be in danger, but I have come prepared. (sound of shotgun being cocked) Hmmm, that's strange, my watch has stopped."

Time Killer, or Time Killers or something like that.

I didn't have to cheat, but I'm amazed I didn't. THAT takes me back.

 

[MrJKapowey]

Mass Effect?

Mass effect 2, but you still get the cookie

 

[EllEzDee]

"Fold back your skin and rub."
"Where?"
"Where you can fold back your skin, [footnote]name removed[/footnote]."

 

[ffxfriek]

"Nothing is true, Everything is permitted" Ezio Auditore da Firenze