Obvious hacking.

[Proteus214]

I once saw a guy in CS:S on the first round murder an eight person team with the M249 in less than 10 seconds. All headshots.

He wasn't even trying to hide it.

 

[tomtom94]

When the wall all of a sudden develops the ability to shoot you and insult your mother.

I just want you to know, I lol'd.

I remember on Mario Kart Wii I was racing a guy who was permanently invincible and kept chucking 2xFake Item Boxes out the back of his kart.
I beat him on one race.
Awesome moment.
Also his high score (constantly at 9999 but went up by 1337 each time) reset halfway through.
Even more awesome moment.

 

[BustaNinja]

Before I had decent FPS games, I played Combat Arms. I remember having alot of fun making new accounts just to spam the AWP, and raping face. I decided to reboot that horrible game. Every time someone would spawn, one player would immediately kill everyone in the game with a one hit kill knife. So everyone accept him would die instantly.
It was pretty rewarding though, because I busted out an old mic and micspammed until he stopped talking, and left. There should really be a maturity test for playing games online. I mean, atleast a vocal register test. No one wants to play with pre-pubescent children.

That game has been ass rammed by hackers so much that it's impossible to be good without some one screaming hacks.

Case and point, I was going 1v4 against some clan (no one joined my team) and I kept getting head shots because it's stupidly easy to do so. "Keep getting headshots and you're gone." "I get headshots from aiming high." "Well stop running hacks." "The only other thing I run is FRAPs." "What's that do." "Shows my frame rate and I can take screenies." "Well turn it off it's making me lag." (it uses half a meg of memory) so on and so forth I get kicked because they sucked so clearly I was a hacker.

Right uhh where was I? Blatant hacking? Sure we'll go with that. What? Oh that's what the thread is about, that makes more sense.

In some Delta Force game this jackass was using speed hacks and auto fired a grenade launcher with infinite ammo, what a jerk.

Thats what happened with me. You can get leg shots, body shots, or any shots with the L96 (AWP) and it will be an insta kill on someone if they aren't wearing body armor. So, I'd camp, and just destroy and no scope people, because it's stupidly easy to do so. But of course, when people suck, they love to blame other people. Whether it's hacks, aimbots, cheat codes, or "my mouse is broken", people will always complain when they lose online, because they can't ever take into account that sometimes people are just better then they are.

 

[MrShowerHead]

Play on any Combat Arms server, you see players shooting the floor at spawn and they are getting headshots

I had 2 of those on my team once and we won

 

[SalamanderJoe]

In the original XBLA Worms, me and two other players were duking it out when one of the guys somehow managed to pull of four or five fire punches in the same turn, as well as seemingly endless shotgun bursts and infinte blowtorches. Obviously somehow hacked.

The delicious irony though was that despite enemy's hacking, the other guy messages me saying, 'he's cheating. Team up?' and manage to beat his cheating arse, then ending the game in a draw with each other as a sign of teamwork prevailing.

See kids, cheating doesn't get you anywhere...

 

[TheStickman]

I was playing Mario Kart Wii on Wi-Fi, and some guy could constantly use items.

He'd use: two blue shells at once when he slowed down to let someone pass him, triple green shell, mushrooms and bombs.

I think I actually won a race when he was still on.