Obvious movie taglines

[EchetusXe]

Inspired (read ripped off) from Mark Kermode's BBC Radio 5 live film review podcats. It all began when someone e-mailed the show to point out that the Clash of the Titans had the tagline of 'Titans will clash'. They started reading out obvious fictional taglines that listeners e-mailed in. Let us do likewise.

Here are a few to get us started:

30 Days of Night - It will be quite dark for the next month.
Hot Tub Time Machine - There is a hot tub which is also a time machine.
The Last Airbender - He bends air, and he is the last one who can do this.
The Spy Next Door - He is a spy and he lives next door.

 

[BrailleOperatic]

Cats and Dogs - There are no budgies.
Avatar - Dude has one
Dinner for Schmucks - Tonight, the Schmucks are coming for dinner.

 

[Vrex360]

Aliens: There are Aliens.

Cube: It's like a box, but it's a cube.

Hannibal: It rhymes with 'cannibal'.

 

[Czargent Sane]

note: I was outraged at the clash of the titans movie. there were no titans, and as such there were no titans clashing. everyone else is greek myth was clashing, so a better title would have been "the clash of everyone except the titans"

lord of the rings: there is a lord of several rings
predator: there is some kind of predator
toy story: it is a story. about toys.

 

[BrailleOperatic]

A Bug's Life - The bugs are ALIVE.
First Blood - He'll draw it before you do.
A Beautiful Mind - His mind is beautiful.

 

[BoosterGold]

Batman- There is a man dressed like a bat
Batman Returns- A man dressed like a bat, is back
Batman Begins- Batman will begin here
The Dark Knight - He is Gotham's Dark Knight
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Evil Dead- Evil is dead
Evil Dead 2- Evil is still dead
Evil Dead 3 :Army of darkness- there is army of darkness with evil that is still dead
My Name is Bruce: His Name is Bruce
The Man with the Screaming Brain: this man's brain is screaming
Ps: I like Bruce Campbell

 

[WafflesandBacon]

The Happening: Things happen.
Pirates Of The Caribbean: They're pirates from Caribbean.
Toy Story: These toys are going to tell a story.

 

[Queen Michael]

Star Wars: There'll be warfare among the stars.
The Three Musketeers: There are musketeers; approximately three of them.
Did you hear about the Morgans?: People will be saying things about the Morgans.

 

[BoosterGold]

The Happening: Things happen.

seriously things happened when was that because its sorta a blur of suckage

Clones of Bruce Lee: there are "clones" of Bruce Lee.

Santa with Muscles: It's Santa Like Never Before, WITH MUSCLES!!!

Edward Scissorhands: this is Edward his hands are scissors

Yor, the Hunter from the Future: Yor is a Hunter from the FUTURE.
Also this happens it is epic
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jrYxLSSSRd0

 

[Crayzor]

Return of the Jedi: The Jedi will return
Spy Kids: They're kids, who are also spies.
Sophie's Choice: She'll have to make a choice.

 

[MysteriousStranger]

Saving Private Ryan :- We're saving Private Ryan
Master & Commander :- He's a Master, but he's also a Commander
Death Race :- There is a race, but there is also death

 

[BrailleOperatic]

Pride and Prejudice: The humble and the NAACP won't like this.
Frankenstein: Yeah, that's his name.
1984: 1983 has passed.

 

[BoosterGold]

Robin Hood, Men in Tight: There men, there men in tights
The Room: There is a room in it
The Iron Giant: there is a giant made of iron

 

[EchetusXe]

Nice work guys.

Moon: Its in the sky, and its lunar.
American Beauty: She is American, and she is exceptionally good looking.
Brokeback Mountain: It takes place on a mountain, and someone is going to end up with sore back come the morning.
Driving Miss Daisy: Miss Daisy needs someone to drive her around.
Easy Rider: A man went looking for America. And couldn't find it anywhere.. (ok thats the genuine tagline, it is just so awesome)
Giant: Texas is a fucking big place y'know?
Looking for Eric: Where is Eric?
No Country for Old Men: If you're an old man perhaps its best not to live here.
On the Waterfront: Things will happen by the water.
One Flew Over the Cuckoos Nest: Despite its title, there are NO birds in this movie.
The Green Mile: It isn't a mile, and it isn't green.
The Wrestler: The man wrestles.
Trainspotting: Oh, theres a train, some people are doing heroin on it.
Unforgiven: There will be no forgiveness.

 

[Queen Michael]

There Will Be Blood: This movie is its own tagline.

 

[BrailleOperatic]

Unbreakable - That which can't be broken.

 

[BoosterGold]

Dude Wheres my car?: the title again
Smokey and the Bandit: Burt Reynolds Mustache