Occupational Hazards

[cgride555]

So, I just took up a part-time job delivering pizza's, and every jack-off I see anymore (that isn't the customer of course) has this to say- "Can I have a slice of that pizza?" I hear it every goddamn day worse off these wankers expect some sort of shit-eating grin or clever response from me. They get no such thing. This is the equivalent to "Sounds like somebodies got a case of the Mondays" made so very popular from the film Office Space, and I do believe "somebody might get their ass kicked for sayin something like that".

When I am roofing (my main occupation), it's "hot enough for ya up there?" which in that case I can at least throw something at them from an elevated distance. With the pizza though I'm forced to grin and bare it.

Does anyone else hear crap like this at their work place? How can these people be punished?

 

[Counter_Southpaw]

Take it in stride. It's not like what they're saying is very offensive. Just a lighthearted joke..

 

[Luke5515]

Well I work at an amusement park and usually it's just people asking if they can ride again, or twisting in the swings after 5 warnings not to. Also, some people try to lock their bars themselves and screw it up and end up making us open everyone's bars and fixing them. The last one isn't intentional, but still. Usually I just lock their bars to tight if they're assholes and when they say it's to tight say something like "mumble mumble safety precaution mumble mumble" and walk away. Or kicking people off of rides. That's always nice.

 

[DeadlyYellow]

When I am roofing (my main occupation), it's "hot enough for ya up there?" which in that case I can at least throw something at them from an elevated distance.

What happens if they take your ladder?

 

[sharkinz]

I umpire Little League/youth baseball games. The parents are horrible. They complain about every call that goes against their kid because they think little Johnny is going to be a pro baseball player someday. The kids are fine they just want to have fun it's the parents I can't stand. YOUR KID IS NOT GOING BE A PROFESSIONAL BASEBALL PLAYER GET OFF MY BACK! Though the pay is not bad.

 

[cgride555]

When I am roofing (my main occupation), it's "hot enough for ya up there?" which in that case I can at least throw something at them from an elevated distance.

What happens if they take your ladder?

It's a big ladder, so this would not be easy, but if they did I guess I'd use my cell phone to call somebody else with a ladder.

 

[Ironic Pirate]

Ooh, tell them the pizza is "Fuck off, asshole" flavored. Passive aggression!