Odd Christmas gifts

[Retal19]

A Picture of two Lesbians making out.

This isn't one I received, it's one I gave.

On top of that, I had drawn it, because I owe my friend money, so I thought, 'I can pay off what I owe him, and give him a Christmas Present at the same time!'

Damn that thing took ages to draw. Should have scanned it into my Computer before I gave it away...

 

[Teroch]

A Picture of two Lesbians making out.

This isn't one I received, it's one I gave.

On top of that, I had drawn it, because I owe my friend money, so I thought, 'I can pay off what I owe him, and give him a Christmas Present at the same time!'

Damn that thing took ages to draw. Should have scanned it into my Computer before I gave it away...

And the original will be hard to recognise I suppose

 

[Scolar Visari]

I gave my Master Teacher baby wipes, which we're always running out of in our classroom.

Also, I recently got a book called "Master of Illusions" as a present. I'm starting to think it's one of those presents that has an underlying secret message accompanying it. The message is probably something like, "I know you're not as innocent as you have led us to believe."

But I'm paranoid, so...

Wait... what kind of classroom are you in?

I'm in a kindergarten classroom! They're wonderful, but they're also very susceptible to germs, so they wipe their hands before they come into the classroom to prevent cross-contamination. It's also useful for cleaning up lots of things, like glue and errant marker lines on tables. ^_^

Oh, that makes perfect sense then. You look suitable for a kindergarten teacher, and I mean that in the best most totally non-offensive way possible.

XD I take that as a wonderful compliment!

Alright good, wasn't sure how you'd take something like that.

 

[New Troll]

An ex of mine got me the Necronomicon. Was interesting opening that book up right after opening up a Bible from my step-mom.

 

[CarpathianMuffin]

Strangest Christmas gift that I've gotten is an Egyptian scarab from when my second grade teacher worked as an archaeologist in Egypt. I still treasure it. I mean the thing's dated at over 3,000 years old.

 

[Paksenarrion]

I gave my Master Teacher baby wipes, which we're always running out of in our classroom.

Also, I recently got a book called "Master of Illusions" as a present. I'm starting to think it's one of those presents that has an underlying secret message accompanying it. The message is probably something like, "I know you're not as innocent as you have led us to believe."

But I'm paranoid, so...

Wait... what kind of classroom are you in?

I'm in a kindergarten classroom! They're wonderful, but they're also very susceptible to germs, so they wipe their hands before they come into the classroom to prevent cross-contamination. It's also useful for cleaning up lots of things, like glue and errant marker lines on tables. ^_^

Oh, that makes perfect sense then. You look suitable for a kindergarten teacher, and I mean that in the best most totally non-offensive way possible.

XD I take that as a wonderful compliment!

Alright good, wasn't sure how you'd take something like that.

I apologize. My online persona is quite the opposite of my real life personality.

 

[Scolar Visari]

I gave my Master Teacher baby wipes, which we're always running out of in our classroom.

Also, I recently got a book called "Master of Illusions" as a present. I'm starting to think it's one of those presents that has an underlying secret message accompanying it. The message is probably something like, "I know you're not as innocent as you have led us to believe."

But I'm paranoid, so...

Wait... what kind of classroom are you in?

I'm in a kindergarten classroom! They're wonderful, but they're also very susceptible to germs, so they wipe their hands before they come into the classroom to prevent cross-contamination. It's also useful for cleaning up lots of things, like glue and errant marker lines on tables. ^_^

Oh, that makes perfect sense then. You look suitable for a kindergarten teacher, and I mean that in the best most totally non-offensive way possible.

XD I take that as a wonderful compliment!

Alright good, wasn't sure how you'd take something like that.

I apologize. My online persona is quite the opposite of my real life personality.

Nothing to apologize for. Can't say I actually know your "Online persona", never really had any interaction with you. Rarely ever venture out of the religion and politics section.

 

[Geekosaurus]

My father is getting my mother a new toilet for Christmas.

It is a really nice tall toilet.

This got me thinking what is the oddest Christmas gift you have ever gotten.

Is she getting him a divorce?

 

[[.redacted]]

A small, hole-riddled brown package, containing a slab of some foul-smelling bog myrtle flavoured (yes, flavoured) bog myrtle soap.

It was so horrifying to behold, that my cat fled from it shrieking.

 

[jesseetc]

I gave a toilet seat once. I was given a teddy bear with a gigantic penis once as well.

 

[Dana22]

I always get 50kg of trouts.

 

[Knusper]

My older brother once gave an old trainer to my other older brother, which he had jokingly put down on his Christmas list. Well, he got what he asked for, after all.

Also, my granddad once got me a comb (among other things) because when I last went to stay at his house for a few days, he had seen how bad my hair was in the morning, and how I never used to comb it.

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

A porcelain doll leg signed by the person who gave it to me in liquid eyeliner. ...Oh and a papermache polo.

...Thank you, you shouldn't have.

 

[Levi93]

I made my friend a Keyblade last christmas.
As a joke I got this book for my Dad.
http://www.joeydevilla.com/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2009/09/how_to_avoid_huge_ships.jpg
it always gets a laugh

Dude, the title of that book has left me in stitches.

 

[Tarlane]

I think the last year I really cared about Christmas(possibly coincidental) I was begging my parents to let me open my presents on Christmas Eve. Half my family did the gift opening on Christmas Eve, but we had just moved away from them so I had been used to getting to do that. They finally relented and told me I could open just one. I tore into it and found that they had wrapped a piece of firewood and stuck it under the tree. They thought it was funny.

 

[MoosieMann]

my friend got a subscription to playboy from his parents. he was 10 i think.

 

[lewism247]

I made my friend a Keyblade last christmas.
As a joke I got this book for my Dad.
http://www.joeydevilla.com/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2009/09/how_to_avoid_huge_ships.jpg
it always gets a laugh

BWAHAHAHAHAHHA

That is awesome!

OP:I once got a small towel from a friend......a male friend.

 

[Tarlane]

I made my friend a Keyblade last christmas.
As a joke I got this book for my Dad.
http://www.joeydevilla.com/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2009/09/how_to_avoid_huge_ships.jpg
it always gets a laugh

Dude, the title of that book has left me in stitches.

You should look it up on amazon and check out the reviews, they are even better than the title. This was one of the first books that people started doing real serious sounding fake reviews.

If you find those funny, check out the other book "The Stray Shopping Carts of Eastern North America: A Guide to Field Identification".

 

[spartan1077]

Last year I got a door for my room. It wasn't odd since I asked for it. Couldn't do anything private in their without a door.

 

[PinkiePyro]

my grandmother gave me a picture book and stickers when I was 16 ... she has aways been rather loopy (I ended up re-gifting the book and stickers to the 3 year old child of some family friends)

as for weirdest I have given I am giving my dad a large slab of smoked salmon and a gnome this year XD