Odd Christmas Presents

[Darkwolf9]

I had a friend once who would complain that he hated Christmas because one year all he got was a pack of gum and a can of Barbecue Pringles (he hated barbecue chips). Name off some of the weirdest gifts or random gifts people have given you or you have given to them.

 

[Aura Guardian]

Bubble Wrap. Odd part was, I loved it. Even though it was a gag gift

 

[Aardvark]

Farting cruets. My sister and I share some kind of psychic link. We both instinctively know when the other is getting a crappy gift and make sure ours equals in crappiness. I gave her this useless little basket, woven by third-world kids, sold at one of those Fair Trade places.

Only reason I was in there was that fair trade chocolate is actually quite nice.

 

[insectoid]

Toilet paper.

 

[Dante_Alucard]

Condoms ... man is grandma crazy.

 

[Seydaman]

vaseline, it was wierd

 

[SomeBritishDude]

Scissors. But not good scissors. The ones made of plastic that don't cut anything. Whats the point of them?! And why gran, why buy me shit every year!!?!

vaseline, it was wierd

Was it from a relative? Maybe they suspect something and don't want to say...

Or, if its from the friend, maybe they where making a suggestion?

Condoms ... man is grandma crazy.

Sometimes the word "embarrising" doesn't quiet cover it

 

[InvisibleMilk]

Duct Tape.

 

[Washboard]

I gave my housemate Toffe with a scorpion in it, worth £5 for the look on her face when she opened it

 

[rottenbutter]

Two packs of spoons.

 

[RAWKSTAR]

A picture of a dead kitten.

 

[AuntyEthel]

A miniature whisk.

 

[Kabutos]

A screwdriver. I named it Pierre.

 

[Aardvark]

A severed arm.

Oh, what fun I had with that severed arm.

 

[Dubiousduke]

a backpack full of mix-matched sandals.

 

[DeleteMe1112311]

Hmmm....

A shoe Figurine. Not even as a gag gift. Just from an aunt...

 

[Fightgarr]

A giant dutch sausage (and not the kind that you're immediately thinking of), the funniest part was that I was a vegetarian at the time.

 

[xitel]

I think my weirdest so far was half a book. My Dad decided it would be fun to give me half of the book now, and then the other half for my birthday. So he took a knife, and cut the spine in half. It fell apart pretty quickly.

Then there was the time my Mom grabbed a poem I had written for class (at 2:00 in the morning no less) off of the top of my trashcan, had it FRAMED, and gave it to me. Note that I hated this poem. It now sits on her desk at work, and she still gets people telling her that it sounds like a professionally written poem that refuse to believe her son wrote it. I still think it's a load of crap.

 

[Incompl te]

mine is probably when I got a "Grow Jesus Because He's Awesome" toy from a friend who just in Las Vegas.

Pic of it here [http://fbcblogs.com/pastor/wp-content/uploads/2008/01/grow-jesus-1-wince.JPG]

 

[LewsTherin]

A giant dutch sausage (and not the kind that you're immediately thinking of), the funniest part was that I was a vegetarian at the time.

So not the food kind....>.<