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[Cold-Shoulder]

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I checked the search bar and I think this thread haven't been done before.
What was the oddest complaint someone had for you or you heard of?
I have had several odd complaints so I'll number them.

1. When I eat dinner I thank both of my parents which annoys a big deal of them and have had numerous amount of complaints about it.
(I haven't had any recent complaints about this but I still do it.)

2. A while back when I was sitting at the dinner table I standed up to reach for the salt but was told to stop by my dad because I was some how intimidating.
(I still can't imagine how the hell that was intimidating at all). :/

3. Sometimes when people offer me something I just automatically respond with asking them "are you sure?" Sometimes when I do this I get the end of the stick from my brother who'll go on and on telling me to stop being so polite and begin grumbling about how did I became such a goddamn "gentle man" (if that's not too hard to believe)
Luckily for me I haven't had any of these complaints for a good while.
Note: This is not a hate thread about my parents, I love them very much.
I thought someone will get the wrong idea since all the complaints are from my family.
You may begin to discuss.
 

James Cassidy

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Complaints about me or complaints in general?

I don't really recall complaints about myself, but I do recall someone complaining cause their ice was cold. It was on a cruise ship I was on going across the Atlantic ocean to Europe
 

Katherine Kerensky

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CaptainChaosify said:
Ha! I also get complaints for being too polite :p
Say thanks too much, are you sure, please, sorry, hold the doors open for people (That's not so much a problem though), etc.

so yeah, same as OP.
 

[Cold-Shoulder]

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tellmeimaninja said:
I once was told that I was being too much of myself.
If you don't mind me asking why were you told that and what is wrong with you?
You seem like a generally nice person on the Escapist.
 

ottenni

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People always tell me to get the fuck of their lawn. Now really what is the problem with being on someones lawn? If its a perfectly good lawn i think there should be no issue whatsoever with me being able to enjoy stroking it. But no.
 

Borrowed Time

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My wife complains about when I pull the items on the top shelf of the supermarket to the front so that short people can reach them. What?! Don't judge me!

She also complains when I get stuck holding the door open for 10 people in a row because none of them are considerate enough to take over. Yeah, I know, stop with the eye rolling.

Then she complains when I tell her not to give the kids dessert for the 175984th day in a row because they need to learn that dessert is a sometimes thing and not an everyday thing. She sees it as depriving them. I see it as teaching them good eating habits.

Can I stop there? I can keep going if you want.
 

Spektre41

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One time we were waiting in a jam while the bridge was up and a guy steps out and takes a leak. My mother's response?

Call up my stepdad and shout "Why do men get to pee on the side of the road but women can't? It's sexist!!"
 

Robert632

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my brother gets pissed at me for; helping him, being polite to him, doing him a favour, and walking into a room with him in it.
 

goatzilla8463

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People often complain about me eating with the knife and fork in the wrong hands, I dunno why I do it, I just do.
 

The_ModeRazor

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Swollen Goat said:
MaxTheReaper said:
People complain that I'm a huge jerk.

Whatever, fuckfaces - you're all just pissed that I'm better than you.
I'd have guessed any complaints about you would involve the phrase "too stabby". But I guess the dead can't *****.
Yeah, stabhappy was the word on my mind too.