Odd compliments

[Unia]

Ever heard/said something meant as a compliment that came across rather odd? I'm not going anywhere in particular with this, just thought they would be fun to share.

Some compliments I've received:
I run like a cow calf.
I'm cute when my nose turns red.
I have a lovely belly-pit.

After a ride in an amusement park I told a guy I was amazed he could scream higher than me. Felt like swallowing my tongue after that one.

 

[Timotei]

"The way you work with words is prettier than a twenty dollar French prostitute."

I had to stop what I was doing to run that through my head to make sure I had heard everything correctly.

 

[Bellvedere]

I once stopped in a car to ask an elderly lady for directions. She told me I had lovely teeth.

 

[DigitalSushi]

"your so well dressed, like a homosexual"

wait what?, err thanks.

"The way you work with words is prettier than a twenty dollar French prostitute."

I had to stop what I was doing to run that through my head to make sure I had heard everything correctly.

hahahaha, superb, but I foresee a problem, the French don't accept dollars.

 

[arsenicCatnip]

I really don't want to say what the weirdest ones I've ever gotten were, but they involved my lips, and my voice.

 

[Wrists]

This essay is really just...Yaharr.

I still don't know what the meant, it was a teacher, commenting on an English essay I wrote.

Maybe they were a pirate.

 

[TimeLord]

"your so well dressed, like a homosexual"

wait what?, err thanks.

"The way you work with words is prettier than a twenty dollar French prostitute."

I had to stop what I was doing to run that through my head to make sure I had heard everything correctly.

hahahaha, superb, but I foresee a problem, the French don't accept dollars.

They will in the future!

TIME PARADOX!

OT: My ex-gf was obsessed with my belly! She kept saying it was pretty and kissing it.

I assume that is a complement that I should be proud of?

 

[Raikov]

"I feel safe in your arms". Weird.
Also, "You're very calm", not very strange I know, but put it in the right context...

 

[DigitalSushi]

"your so well dressed, like a homosexual"

wait what?, err thanks.

"The way you work with words is prettier than a twenty dollar French prostitute."

I had to stop what I was doing to run that through my head to make sure I had heard everything correctly.

hahahaha, superb, but I foresee a problem, the French don't accept dollars.

They will in the future!

TIME PARADOX!

OT: My ex-gf was obsessed with my belly! She kept saying it was pretty and kissing it.

I assume that is a complement that I should be proud of?

I wonder why you have an obsession with time paradox's?

 

[TheDustyBanana]

"You're not unattractive."

I consider it odd because it is the only positive compliment I've ever gotten regarding my looks in general and it was said in such a weird way to me.

 

[TimeLord]

"your so well dressed, like a homosexual"

wait what?, err thanks.

"The way you work with words is prettier than a twenty dollar French prostitute."

I had to stop what I was doing to run that through my head to make sure I had heard everything correctly.

hahahaha, superb, but I foresee a problem, the French don't accept dollars.

They will in the future!

TIME PARADOX!

OT: My ex-gf was obsessed with my belly! She kept saying it was pretty and kissing it.

I assume that is a complement that I should be proud of?

I wonder why you have an obsession with time paradox's?

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Yea I'm done

 

[Daipire]

"For an asshole, you're actually quite nice."

 

[iFail69]

my mate said "I swear you're a metrosexual" when I was doing my hair

I think that tops it for me (to be fair, I did take a long time ebcause it's VERY important!!)

 

[SonicWaffle]

Ever heard/said something meant as a compliment that came across rather odd?

My girlfriend (or possibly ex girlfriend at the moment, it's complicated) keeps telling me I have lovely hair when I grow it out. Not weird on paper, but my hair looks awful when it grows past my ears. That isn't just my opinion, pretty much everyone has told me that at some point or another, and my mother has gone so far as to ban me from growing my hair.

Also, as a teenager I had really bad acne, and a girl once told me "Wow, you have such smooth skin! In between all the spots, I mean"

my mate said "I swear you're a metrosexual" when I was doing my hair

I think that tops it for me (to be fair, I did take a long time ebcause it's VERY important!!)

Gah. I have a mate like you. Last time we were going out for the evening we went from work to my flat and got changed to go out. Took me about 30 seconds, whereas he ironed his shirt, had to pick between two pairs of jeans (they're fucking jeans, man! Just put a pair on and man the fuck up!) and then spent about 20 minutes doing his hair. He barely has any hair! He just wanted to "make sure it was perfect".

To which the only sensible reply is "Man up, Princess"

 

[DigitalSushi]

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Yea I'm done

Excellent, can we carry on now without breaking the fabric of space and time?

 

[RaphaelsRedemption]

When crying in public: "Oh, you have panda eyes... never mind, you won't get a boyfriend anyway".

Panda eyes is when mascara and other makeup gets melted by crying. I personally look aweful when this happens.

And yes, I was single, and had never had a boyfriend.

 

[blankedboy]

"your so well dressed, like a homosexual"

wait what?, err thanks.

"The way you work with words is prettier than a twenty dollar French prostitute."

I had to stop what I was doing to run that through my head to make sure I had heard everything correctly.

hahahaha, superb, but I foresee a problem, the French don't accept dollars.

Epic point there.

I've been told that I'm weird, as a compliment.
ITS TRU

 

[TimeLord]

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Yea I'm done

Excellent, can we carry on now without breaking the fabric of space and time?

I'll try, can't promise anything though!

 

[Z(ombie)fan]

"nice hat"

"hat...?"

 

[crudus]

You look like Jesus Christ (I don't know if this is a good thing or not)

You are answering my questions just like Jesus Christ would! (still don't know if that is a good thing)

You're hair/breath smells nice. This one wasn't from my girlfriend.

I really don't want to say what the weirdest ones I've ever gotten were, but they involved my lips, and my voice.

I have had that happen to me. Mine was from a man in his 60's. I was more than disturbed by it. To put things into perspective: I am 20 years old now.