Odd compliments

[zagazsano]

"You have a stain on your shirt, wow thats a nice shirt"
...?

 

[Ulquiorra4sama]

"I like the way you think. It's like taken out of the mind of an insane person"
Sure it's a weird compliment, but i liked it. Insane people have the most interesting ways of thinking out of all if you ask me.

 

[quiet_samurai]

First thing that comes to mind, and the most recent.
Yesterday at work I asked a girl out. Her response....

Her: Oh, I would but I just stated seeing somebody. Where were you like three weeks ago?
Me: Actually I was seeing someone else too until about a week ago.
Her: Well at least you waited before asking me.... I like that about you, it's very attractive.
Me: Uh.... thanks.....

????

That whole scenario was rather odd start to finish actually. I didn't put the whole thing down, but it was a miasma of mixed signals.

 

[The Eggplant]

"You're not half bad, for an asshole liberal."
-My most recent ex.

[sub]And she wasn't bad herself, for a soulless conservative.[/sub]

 

[Mr.Pandah]

"Your eyes are like a gorillas" What the fuck.

 

[Outright Villainy]

>.>
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[HEADING=1]TIME PARADOX![/HEADING]

Yea I'm done

Excellent, can we carry on now without breaking the fabric of space and time?

I'll try, can't promise anything though!

I don't trust you. You love your time paradoxes, you wouldn't give them up so easily. Unless you travelled through time to warn yourself of the dangers of messing with time, so you stopped, but then you'd never do it...

Spoiler

[HEADING=1]TIME PARADOX![/HEADING]

 

[Cabisco]

I have a funny walk. Well not funny, but different. People who notice it seem to like it, this I can only assume makes me either a freak or just a moron who can't walk. Either way, i'm kinda ok with it.

 

[Spitting Blood]

Ppl really like you because you are down-to-earth
Something like that, I was a while ago. Not sure what it means. . . google here I come!
Text message i got from my old (and beautiful) supervisor

 

[0bserv3]

Ive been told that i "have the body of a sumo wrestler. In the best possible way, of course".
What best possible way?

 

[monkyvirus]

"You look just like a Labrador"

seriously that was meant to be a compliment...

 

[Unia]

Ive been told that i "have the body of a sumo wrestler. In the best possible way, of course".
What best possible way?

...You're very solid? Really, we might have a winner here