Odd little fun fact about yourself

[WorldCritic]

When I feeled stressed I think up a story, partly for the sake of escaping and partly for my own fun.

 

[SovietSecrets]

I am a moron.

 

[CobraX]

I can speak Coast Salish (The Native Language In My Area) but I'm not Native

I also have lucid dreams. Good times.

 

[Trippy Turtle]

i am smart in maths and school stuff but other then that im probably the dumbest person i know. so pretty much no common sense when it comes to things like cooking, crossing the road etc.

 

[rapidoud]

Autism but without the mental retardation people portray us with.

Anyone who does this is stupid, to assume anyone with ASD is immediately the 'spaz', let alone be that judgemental about anyone.

I can play drums although I haven't practiced in yonks, I also have a hard time concentrating.

 

[Scarecrow]

I'm really a rainbow coluored pony! Rainbow Scare away!

 

[Valkaris]

I'm the worst human I know.

 

[legion431]

My eyes resemble a solar eclipse.

 

[Ashsaver]

I manipulate people to think that they know I'm manipulating them.

 

[ServebotFrank]

My middle name is "Reckless Abandon" It's a badass name I know. So badass I go by Michael-no wait it's Ian.

 

[sh0tgunenclave]

I've played guitar since I was 5.

 

[Kurokasumi]

How badly I lack anything that makes me a unique individual of any kind.

 

[Flying Pilgrim]

I constantly rehearse conversations, like prepare for a bunch of what-if moments that rarely ever happen. Also, I am a ginger.

 

[Levi93]

I can dislocate and relocate my shoulders at will without pain.

 

[keve4433]

I am able to get most people to tell me whatever I want them to just by asking. That and I'm almost completely nocturnal!

 

[Dethpixie]

I'm missing a chunk of my rib and I have no idea where it went or why.

 

[CaptQuakers]

I can do an awesome Gingey impressions from Shrek 3

 

[Zyxx]

My back itches constantly. Like, my whole life. Normal back-scratchers really just make it worse. If I can't get someone to scratch it for me, steak knives are about the only thing that really gives me relief.

 

[MercurySteam]

Um, my last few avatars have been awesome .gifs. Well, I think so anyway.

 

[Yokai]

When I raise my right arm, I can bend my elbow all the way around to the left side of my head, then reach around under my chin and grab the right side of my face, then tilt my head to the right slightly to give the appearance of twisting my own head off. It is magnificently unnerving, or so I'm told.

Oh, and when I was a newborn, I had a half-inch screw inserted into my cranium to monitor some kind of brain activity.