Oddest Online Message

[PsychicTaco115]

So a few days ago, I was playing Call of Duty 4 multiplayer, when all of a sudden, I get a notification of someone sending me a message.

I went to check it, and this was the message, word for word.

"YOU R PART OF THE PROPHECY YOU WILL COME TO MY HOUSE AND YOUL GO TO MY BATHROOM AND WEAR GIRLS THEN YOUL GO TO THE ARCTIC OCEAN SING BABY BY JUSTIN BIEBER THEN YOULL AWAKEN CTHULU THE KING OF DARKNESS!!!!!!"

So Escapists, what's the weirdest online message you've ever received?

 

[NewClassic_v1legacy]

When working tech support, I got a support ticket about a client that displays live feeds from sporting events. The support ticket had nothing to do with the broadcast client, and much more raving concern about a cat being stuck in his jeans. Equally confusing, the support ticket was in German.

Also, I occasionally get some pretty creative messages about my badge order.

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

I haven't had any surreal PM's or emails yet. I like weird things.

 

[Sean Hollyman]

I usualy get send weird erotic stuff involving dragons and plants..

 

[Esotera]

Back when I was a bit younger I got banned from Travian for some reason or other & decided to appeal it with the mods by speaking entirely in Medieval English...that must have been pretty weird for them.

Weirdest non-specific messages I get are spam. My friend lives in Canada & somehow someone got hold of this information, because I keep getting emails asking me to buy 'Canadian Male Viagra' (yes, apparently that's a thing).