Oh god, someone help me please!

[ethaninja]

So here is the story. A couple of two years that I put together just split up. The dude is my mate. The chick is obviously the broke-ee. Just the other day, my mate breaks it off with her for someone else. Now the chick is swining round to my house, constantly calling me and texting me and everything.

Normally in a situation I would tell her to fuck off, but here is the major problem:
A: She goes to Uni and she's in the building RIGHT next to mine. So if I'm mean to her, I know it will come back and bite me in the ass.

B: Her friend is my girlfriend. So again, if I'm mean to her, I know it will come back to bite me in the ass.

WHAT CAN I DO?! Please help.

 

[Marine Mike]

Invite her and your girlfriend over, look at them both, and ask them very seriously: "What are the chances of us having a threesome?"

 

[leeloodallasmultipass]

Talk to her like any other normal person. make this clear to your friend and your GF that she is floating around. Just make sure nothing romanticly inclined happens. Otherwise you are the rebound to get back at your best friend.

Alienating your best Friend and your girlfriend, you would be totally screwed

 

[Brad Shepard]

i would say call the cops if its as bad as it seems, but i would go with the calling your Girlfriend for some backup if you dont want to go down that road.

 

[ethaninja]

Invite her and your girlfriend over, look at them both, and ask them very seriously: "What are the chances of us having a threesome?"

Hehe no, she's not the type of person I would like to have a threesom with.

 

[zombiejoe]

Invite her and your girlfriend over, look at them both, and ask them very seriously: "What are the chances of us having a threesome?"

Hehe no, she's not the type of person I would like to have a threesom with.

No, no, no. Ask what your chances are for a threesom, and then point to your girfriend and say "you, me, and this ketchup bottle."
LOL

 

[legion431]

Maybe you should actually help her, talk to your friend. If nothing works help her get over it, and help her find someone else.

 

[Weaver]

Just talk to her, what's the big deal?

 

[Sleekgiant]

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Consult [user]Bonsalk[/user] or just talk to her privately about the sudden attention your getting. Just calmly tell her to stop calling and texting you. Your going out with her friend so she should know better than to try and steal you away.

 

[Weaver]

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Consult [user]Bonsalk[/user] or just talk to her privately about the sudden attention your getting. Just calmly tell her to stop calling and texting you. Your going out with her friend so she should know better than to try and steal you away.

He never said she was trying to win him over, maybe she's just distraught and doesn't know who else to talk to? OP being a friend of her ex boyfriend maybe is just looking for some reconciliation?

 

[Guitarmasterx7]

Invite her and your girlfriend over, look at them both, and ask them very seriously: "What are the chances of us having a threesome?"

Couldn't have put it better myself. This man knows how to get things done.