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Ozzy684 said:
I was asked what The Holocaust was...I falcon punched the guy soon after
If the person asking you was born and raised in Germany, then that's actually not surprising. The country as a whole has developed the policy of not talking about the Holocaust, and schools don't teach it there.
 

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A person in my history class thought Hitler's first name was Hitler. She figured Adolf was like his military title.

Wanna hear the kicker? When I asked her what Hitler's second name was, she replied with,..Yep, Hitler. So to her, his full name was Hitler Hitler, with the rank of Adolf.
 

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LockeDown said:
Ozzy684 said:
I was asked what The Holocaust was...I falcon punched the guy soon after
If the person asking you was born and raised in Germany, then that's actually not surprising. The country as a whole has developed the policy of not talking about the Holocaust, and schools don't teach it there.
Nope, he's from Britain. One of these assholes who'll stab you by looking in their direction
 

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Furburt said:
Well, I do hate it when people don't even know who the Prime Minister of Ireland is when they're from Ireland.

In fact, I hate it when anyone from a country doesn't know who's in power in their country, unless they're under 11.
Not even that, there are kids that could list off the campaigns of U.S. Presidents in the the correct order at age five. That is just sad that people are too illiterate to figure out who leads their country. But wait, at least the know what the name of the clown that is the mascot for a major fast food chain. Very disappointing...
 

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I saw a girl in an exam refuse to answer a question because she didn't know who the nazis were. She kept saying it wasn't in the course content.
 

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I am disgusted and appalled by the fact that most people don't know who Jim Henson was.
I mean, he was only the second-greatest comedian of the twentieth century.
 

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Someone in my class didn't know who Hitler was. This was 11th grade history.
 

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The worst thing I can think of was in GCSE History, two weeks before the exam someone seriously asked who won the Second World War.
Needless to say, there was a stunned silence. I don't think it would've been that bad but we'd just spend the last two months on the topic...
 

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i dont know by heart many history figures in my country, i blame the public education system.
 

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Resistance205 said:
A person in my history class thought Hitler's first name was Hitler. She figured Adolf was like his military title.

Wanna hear the kicker? When I asked her what Hitler's second name was, she replied with,..Yep, Hitler. So to her, his full name was Hitler Hitler, with the rank of Adolf.
Nice one.

Disagree with that they were bigger than Jesus. Don't deny that they were truly famous.

Furburt said:
Well, I do hate it when people don't even know who the Prime Minister of Ireland is when they're from Ireland.

In fact, I hate it when anyone from a country doesn't know who's in power in their country, unless they're under 11.
The same. Although it's nearly impossible to happen in my country, people must know who our dear presiden is... She's the worst thing my Nation's goverment came across with.
 

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ParadoxBG said:
Lizzie Borden, the famous axe-murderer. I lived right down the street from her old house when I was in High School, adn when I mentioned this to someone online, they were like, 'who?'

Now I thought the Borden murders were nationally famous, possibly internationally. And since when I said 'mentioned' above I meant 'was bragging about', this kind of rubbed me the wrong way.

(Cue people telling me they have no idea who Lizzie Borden is. Go figure. :D)
Lizzie Borden took an axe
and gave her father fourty whacks
when she saw what she had done
she gave her mother
fourty-one
 

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LordChhaya said:
Quite recently I started listening and got addicted to the Beatles, I had known of them before hand but never listened but a day or two ago while discussing music in school a few ladies asked who were the Beatles...I was close to killing them, considering these guys were bigger than Jesus and they had never heard of them was rather upsetting, a few weeks earlier a few people asked who Winston Churchill and Stalin were and a number of other important historical figures.

So I ask you Escapists (or whatever you're called) do you know of any criminal lack of knowledge towards important people? Please post here so we may mock them.
To be quite honest, I find the fact that you only recently started listening to the Beatles at age 16 or 17 pretty criminal in and of itself.
 

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Ozzy684 said:
LockeDown said:
Ozzy684 said:
I was asked what The Holocaust was...I falcon punched the guy soon after
If the person asking you was born and raised in Germany, then that's actually not surprising. The country as a whole has developed the policy of not talking about the Holocaust, and schools don't teach it there.
Nope, he's from Britain. One of these assholes who'll stab you by looking in their direction
A chav?
 

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bcponpcp27 said:
People in my friends history class didn't know what a Kaiser was. That is depressing in my opinion. I even heard some couldn't name the FUCKING century the Civil war was in, much less the decade.
not meaning to nit pick(this will make you facepalm) but, maybe it's because they didn't know which civil war you were talking about?
 

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fuckwit said:
Ozzy684 said:
LockeDown said:
Ozzy684 said:
I was asked what The Holocaust was...I falcon punched the guy soon after
If the person asking you was born and raised in Germany, then that's actually not surprising. The country as a whole has developed the policy of not talking about the Holocaust, and schools don't teach it there.
Nope, he's from Britain. One of these assholes who'll stab you by looking in their direction
A chav?
Bingo
 

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LordChhaya said:
Quite recently I started listening and got addicted to the Beatles, I had known of them before hand but never listened but a day or two ago while discussing music in school a few ladies asked who were the Beatles...I was close to killing them, considering these guys were bigger than Jesus and they had never heard of them was rather upsetting, a few weeks earlier a few people asked who Winston Churchill and Stalin were and a number of other important historical figures.

So I ask you Escapists (or whatever you're called) do you know of any criminal lack of knowledge towards important people? Please post here so we may mock them.
That's very condescending and frankly quite rude to expect people to know things and dismiss them when they don't. So maybe they're not the biggest music fan out there, why the fuck would you hold it against them?

It's also pretty ignorant to assume that everyone has the exact same cultural upbringing as you. We live in a diverse world here, there are people who don't give a shit about the Beatles, people who haven't heard of them and people from a different culture who's emphasis wasn't necessarily the fucking Beatles. Why the fuck would you judge someone so negatively based on something as trivial as a fucking music band?

Now it can be surprising, funny, or unusual that someone doesn't know a certain fact but that's not any sort of basis for judging a person.

Mr.Tea said:
I saw a video of a comedian interviewing a bunch of people on the streets of my nearby metropolis... It's in French, so I won't post it, but he interviewed some truly retarded everyday people that make me lose faith in humanity every day...

First was: Spell "Orthographe". (Orthography, in english)

Ortografe
Hortaugrahe
Autorgrafe
Orthorgafe
And one even spelled complete rubbish.


Next up was: Who discovered the Jacques-Cartier bridge?

Cue people answering "Well it must be Jacques Cartier duh!"... Idiots... The comedian even commented to one of the people answering that and said "So Jacques Cartier arrived here with his ship, saw the bridge and said "Oh, that's my bridge now!"?" The lady looked quite embarrassed.

Moving on: How many sides to a triangle?

"I don't know"
"Only one if it's on paper"................

More: True of False, Benedict XVI succeeded to Benedict XV?

"True"
"True"
Then he asked another lady who answered "True", "So there was Ben XV, then Ben XVI the next one will be?" And the retard answered "Benedict XIV!"

Always moar!!: True of False, Sun rotates around the Earth?

"Hmmm... Damn that's a hard one... Huh, I'll say true. I mean come on, it rises and sets!"
(A couple, the girlfriend answers "No, the Earth rotates around the sun") Then the guy says "Nah I'll go with the sun rotates around the Earth."
"Of course it does... Naturally..."

My god it's like they're living in the sixteenth century!
Congratulations for transcending the OP's level of pretentiousness by not only making assumptions about people but about a whole fucking country.

First of all, it's a COMEDIAN doing it for very light-hearted reasons and I'm sure everyone can find it funny (especially those answered) however, you bridge the gap between funny and asshole by deducing french people are retarded.

Second, to make it funny, they only ever broadcast the people who fucked up and never show just how many people actually got it right.

Third, even if you're a fucking genius you may fall for one of these school-grade tricks:

Orthographe is not only a fucking hard word to write but spelling things out lout is MUCH harder. (Go on, try it in your head). So apparently people who can't spell a fairly complicated word are retarded.

Who discovered the Jacque-Cartier bridge? Is phrased in a tricky way that makes it seem like the answer is "Jacque-Cartier" and anyone can blurt this out without thinking first.

Fuck the triangle question, it could easily be rigged through context.

The benedict question is just confusing and I'd like to see the show myself to really understand. (True was the correct answer, right? if so then are you sure the comedian phrased the followup question in exactly that way? I doubt it)

And here's a fun fact: The sun DOES rotate around the earth..... FROM THE PERSPECTIVE OF SOMEONE WHO LIVES SOMEWHERE ON THE PLANET EARTH. Most people in real life aren't thinking through science, they are thinking through common sense. Also, WORDING STILL FUCKING MATTERS; saying

"Does the sun rotate around the earth or does the earth rotate around the sun?"
is different from "True or False: the sun rotates around the earth"

The fucking hilarious part of shows like this, is that everyone says to themselves "well, I, certainly wouldn't fall for that" when in fact, it's perfectly possible.

sunset_savage1393 said:
Furburt said:
Well, I do hate it when people don't even know who the Prime Minister of Ireland is when they're from Ireland.

In fact, I hate it when anyone from a country doesn't know who's in power in their country, unless they're under 11.
Not even that, there are kids that could list off the campaigns of U.S. Presidents in the the correct order at age five. That is just sad that people are too illiterate to figure out who leads their country. But wait, at least the know what the name of the clown that is the mascot for a major fast food chain. Very disappointing...
Wow, I would never expect kids to know who Ronald McDonald is (A stand-out character who's presence is EXTREMELY broad due to successful advertising) and not know who the president is (A random guy in a suit who makes speeches, who isn't shown in saturday morning cartoons and not someone especially present in a kid's daily life). Put things in perspective, will ya? I dare you to name me one kid who's interest in politics surpasses his/her interest in yummy food.
 

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Furburt said:
Flowty said:
The same. Although it's nearly impossible to happen in my country, people must know who our dear presiden is... She's the worst thing my Nation's goverment came across with.
Ah, yes. old de Kirchner.

Well, she's pretty, which gets you an alarmingly long way in politics.

I mean, look at the Prime Minister of Ukraine.

snip

Apparently she isn't the best leader in the world.
Not sure. I guess that she will remain just because of her husband. And as we tend to assume that our goverment is full of corruption... Well, I guess no one would waste thier lives in a coup.
 

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Flowty said:
Resistance205 said:
A person in my history class thought Hitler's first name was Hitler. She figured Adolf was like his military title.

Wanna hear the kicker? When I asked her what Hitler's second name was, she replied with,..Yep, Hitler. So to her, his full name was Hitler Hitler, with the rank of Adolf.
Nice one.

Disagree with that they were bigger than Jesus. Don't deny that they were truly famous.

Furburt said:
Well, I do hate it when people don't even know who the Prime Minister of Ireland is when they're from Ireland.

In fact, I hate it when anyone from a country doesn't know who's in power in their country, unless they're under 11.
The same. Although it's nearly impossible to happen in my country, people must know who our dear presiden is... She's the worst thing my Nation's goverment came across with.
You wouldn't happen to be a fellow Argentine?
 

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I knew someone who thought that the moon didnt move, it was just hidden by the sun... apparently the sun hasnt moved in front of the moon and thats why sometimes you can see the moon in the sky during they day... T_T
 

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I don't care most of the time, it makes me seem smarter (I was the only person who knew who Robert E. Lee was (I'm British, so don't get THAT suprised noone else knew), and proceded to talk about him and Stonewall Jackson with my American-born English teacher

But in a fun quiz once, someone said "who's Nelson?"

I very nearly slaughtered the fool