Oh no, I'm caught

[Smokeydubbs]

Well, I just got back from having intercourse with my ex-girlfriends best friend. We did it in my ex's laundry room, and I forgot my wallet and left a used condominium. I don't know how my ex will react and I know they will find it before I get to it. Should I go snag them after class tomorrow? Or should I wait for the fire and brimstone that is sure to come my way?

 

[Chester41585]

Ninja your wallet, leave the rubber. If she has any siblings, the blame may be shifted to them.

 

[Chrissyluky]

take the wallet... avoiding a conflict in general is a good idea.

 

[Poopie McGhee]

Well, i'd go now... just break a window... wait, are you serious?
Get them when you can (if it really matters, as she's your EX)...

 

[Smokeydubbs]

Well, yea she's my ex, but she wants to be friends... Idk how bad she'll want to be friends after she finds this out. But I am just trying to avoid a fight. Fought with her enough when we were dating.

 

[thiosk]

Call the best friend and send her to get them. Wait until your ex discovers her. Allow them to talk for a few minutes. Walk up with a pizza. Queue the 70s porno music.

 

[Smokeydubbs]

... I don't have her number...

 

[wordsmith]

Call the best friend and send her to get them. Wait until your ex discovers her. Allow them to talk for a few minutes. Walk up with a pizza. Queue the 70s porno music.

Do this, I can see no other possible outcome.

Seriously? Just make up some bullshit about leaving a hoody or something there, then grab your wallet as you're "looking". Remember, every second of inaction is a second closer to her finding it.

 

[Cowabungaa]

So "being friends" for her means "all my friends are off-limits for you"? Do you even wánt to be friends with a girl like that? Just grab them when you can, and if she wants to fight, don't lower yourself to her standard and just stay relaxed and cool. It's your life, you're not going out any more, you can date whoever you want.

But if you insist on being stealthy, say you left a sweater or some keys or whatever, smuggle them inside (it has to look believable) and pretend like you found them again.

 

[Altorin]

say "Someone stole my wallet, can you believe that?"

 

[T5seconds]

So "being friends" for her means "all my friends are off-limits for you"? Do you even wánt to be friends with a girl like that? Just grab them when you can, and if she wants to fight, don't lower yourself to her standard and just stay relaxed and cool. It's your life, you're not going out any more, you can date whoever you want.

Thi-

Very intellgent and well thought out comment I think you should go with this guys idea...

 

[Smokeydubbs]

Do this, I can see no other possible outcome.

Seriously? Just make up some bullshit about leaving a hoody or something there, then grab your wallet as you're "looking". Remember, every second of inaction is a second closer to her finding it.

The problem is, I can't do ANYTHING until tomorrow after 1:30... I got class, we were all drinking so they wont wake up till noon, so there is no possible way to secretly get it back. Unless luck is on my side... I hope to god they don't have any laundry to do.

 

[Dragon_of_red]

Atleast you wore protection, good on you.

But seriously, who cares... she should be fine with it... wait, depends on how long you have been broken up for, how long have you been broken up for?

 

[James Cassidy]

You know, she might be mad, but truth is you can do whatever you want. You don't need her permission to sleep with whomever you want.

My real question is...do you sleep around for sexual pleasure or do you do it to find true love and it just so happens that things don't work out as planned? I am not a priest or anything nor am I going to spew some religious bullcrap to you, but maybe you need to think about things before you go around like that.

It's not a crime with what you did cause as you said it is your Ex and so you have really nothing to fear. If you did get caught and scorned for it, then maybe you need to do something differently...something more close to the heart rather than what is in your pants.

I am not going to judge you and if you think I am I apologies, but take it from me who has been abused by 2 Ex-GFS, you need to find someone who is willing to compromise rather than point the blame.

Your best course of action is to take it in stride. If you get caught, then all you need to do is explain and that's it. If she wants to be a friend, then she should understand. If she doesn't notice and you manage to get away with it...only more power to you I guess.

 

[Smokeydubbs]

Atleast you wore protection, good on you.

But seriously, who cares... she should be fine with it... wait, depends on how long you have been broken up for, how long have you been broken up for?

Bout a year, and things are just now getting cool between us. See I want to be friends with her because she was a good friend of mine for a long time before we dated. But I wouldn't want her fucking any of my friends, so why would she let me be with hers?

 

[marurder]

Let me get this right... you just left a used rubber on top of a washing machine? You unhygienic bugger :/ (not to mention careless)

I'll assume you flushed it or put it in the trash... The wallet whilst of more import, why it was left there is trivial when a girl will see something like that...

I'll assume she is okay with you being in her house.

Edit;
Come to think of it why are you here (online) asking for help, can't her best friend get you inside..?

 

[Slick Samurai]

She's your ex... is it taboo to have intercourse with their friends? Seriously, you broke up with her, that would mean you are no longer dating. Meaning you are available. If you ain't got it by now, just pick up the wallet next time you visit. If she confronts you about it then just tell her the truth.

 

[Smokeydubbs]

You know, she might be mad, but truth is you can do whatever you want. You don't need her permission to sleep with whomever you want.

My real question is...do you sleep around for sexual pleasure or do you do it to find true love and it just so happens that things don't work out as planned? I am not a priest or anything nor am I going to spew some religious bullcrap to you, but maybe you need to think about things before you go around like that.

It's not a crime with what you did cause as you said it is your Ex and so you have really nothing to fear. If you did get caught and scorned for it, then maybe you need to do something differently...something more close to the heart rather than what is in your pants.

I am not going to judge you and if you think I am I apologies, but take it from me who has been abused by 2 Ex-GFS, you need to find someone who is willing to compromise rather than point the blame.

Your best course of action is to take it in stride. If you get caught, then all you need to do is explain and that's it. If she wants to be a friend, then she should understand. If she doesn't notice and you manage to get away with it...only more power to you I guess.

Well I don't go around looking for sex, but it was clear from the get go we were tonite. But like I don't want to start a fight over stupid shit like this.

 

[Smokeydubbs]

Well part of my coming to these forums is to get a different perspective on it. But it is sort of complicated with my ex. But I was invited in her house. When she went to bed, me and the friend just started talking in the kitchen. We saw that the laundry room was out of eye sight of the roommate, so we went in there.

 

[Ushario]

Not exactly the kind of topic I expected!

Go ninja on that wallet, if you get busted while retrieving it just tell the truth - you dropped it while you there. Hey I never said the whole truth.