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Jfswift

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Similar to someone's suggestion above, I'd play quarters, with woodchucks as drink of choice.
 

Little Woodsman

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The Grim Reaper you get is based on your mindset/perceptions, right?
So mine will be Death from Neil Gaiman's Vertigo series Sandman.
And just Death & I are playing right?
So I choose Spin the Bottle.
*Win* *Win* *Win*
 

hiddenchimera

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I don't have the requisite parts for this, but if I did...

Wet T-shirt Contest.
http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0718.html (check the last panel)
 

RN7

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A game of DOTA 2. On the Russian server. And I get either Centaur Warruner or Anti-Mage. There's no hope for him. Just like there is no hope for all of us who have been there, staring long into and hard into the abyss as it stares back, turning, calling, waiting. And I shall continue to stare, until I find myself within the crux of oblivion.

Or I could just be cheap and say Twister. He's a skeleton. If the dexterity scores for skeletons in video gaming history have not lied to me, and they most likely have, he has no chance at victory.
 

Akytalusia

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i'd love to hang out with him and play some games if he wanted, but i wouldn't want to wager anything. just chill. as for what game specifically; his choice. i played whatever i wanted my whole life. he probably doesn't get to choose what he plays too often. it wouldn't be fair to to him if i chose what we played.
 

Sunrider

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ItsAChiaotzu said:
Sunrider84 said:
Either a drum duel or a spelling contest. I'd let him choose, I'm confident in both fields.
A drummer that's able to spell? I smell shenanigans.

Kidding.


Anyway, rock off, obviously.
Well, to be able to be good at two things so vastly different, I've had to make sacrifices in other areas. I'm useless at almost everything else, so I gotta go with what I have!
 

CrimsonBlaze

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Tetris.

There's no way he would beat me at Tetris because I can play it in my sleep.

Seriously, one time, I was dozing off while having a stack of rows open, dozed off for about 10 seconds and when I woke up, all the rows were done. Luck? I think not: tis' sleep gaming amigos.
 

JEBWrench

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Traditional answer: Chess, because The Seventh Seal is one of my favourite movies of all time.

Wacky/zany/silly answer: M:tG Unlimited blind booster draft. Swiss style tournament. With other mythical sentient beings.
 

Serinanth

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torno said:
Mortal Kombat.
As Scorpion.
Round 1, FIGHT.
Toasty!!


Futurama trivia for myself I think, but again the OP got it pretty good, Calvinball used to be a staple in my neighborhod back in the day.
 

Vegosiux

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Eh I'd just tell the Reaper to go on a vacation for a couple of days while I handle the reaping business...should be grateful enough to let me go, and I switch in every few decades, until I get bored of life and say "Well, it's time I suppose."

Alternatively, I'd hire an obstructive bureaucrat and play the "You must fill all the forms properly game." There's a short story I read one day about a bureaucrat that sent Death weeping and giving up on ever trying to get him to come with her (First night, he wanted to see some ID because "How do I know you're really Death, God's reaper, if you can't show me some ID?" It only got worse for the poor skeleton from then on).
 

Bestival

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Since we're both already dead at this point, it would be the best time ever to play:




I wonder how I died though... probably during a previous game. Which means I have experience over Death, so I will probably win.
 

Amakusa

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If i was able to go first, it would be Roshambo south park style or noughts and crosses. If i wasn't able to go first, hmmm i guess it would be blackjack. Quick and painless or painful depending on how your thinking.
 

Rose and Thorn

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Chess most likely. Not many can beat me, and I would not try harder in my life than I would try at that game. *I just hope Death isn't master level at chess*

I also feel it would be the most fair way. If I lost, I could accept that.
 

Ieyke

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I'd challenge him to "First one to die wins!"

Check and mate.
He's an immortal and invincible psychopomp, and if he does his job and claims my life, I win...and he has to bring me back to life.