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Lord Krunk

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Retoru said:
Lord Krunk said:
My laptop died a while back, and it's memory got wiped as a result. It just so happens that on that hard drive is basically an un-backed-up (yeah, a fault on my part) archive of everything I have done and collected over the past year (schoolwork, cool pictures of random stuff, half my original Lord Krunk Reviews documents etc.), and now it's all gone.
Rather than attempt to empathize with you, which I don't, I figured I'd go the other route and point out your inability to understand basic computer terms. Your hard drive is your computer's storage, the memory is contained within your RAM(and little bits of ROM chips here and there). The memory on your computer gets wiped every single time you reboot it, it's not a big deal and is quite normal and pretty much essential to your computer properly functioning at all. If the memory didn't get wiped you'd have to put additional RAM chips into your PC nonstop, it would be quite insane.
Yeah, but what if it's the hard drive itself that's dead? I mean, the rest of the laptop is fine, but the hard drive makes wierd clicking sounds before the the whole thing makes loud whizzing sounds and the whole thing goes blank, and is defined as 'unreadable' by the computer.

As much as I would like to think that the solution doesn't involve me losing my hard drive, it's just not the case.

EDIT: Now my avatar is a question mark. As much as I don't want to, I think it's time to move on.
 

Retoru

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You could try using some sort of boot disk to try to read the drive at a very low level, at least some data might be recoverable that way. If the drive is clicking though, it's most definitely a goner, but data recovery could still be an option for at least a little while.

What did you do to this machine to make that happen? Hard drives are surprisingly robust, they very rarely have a physical fault like what you're describing. Is it possible that you or someone else dropped the laptop at some point? Clicking is usually a sign that the read/write head is bouncing off the drive platters, usually that only happens if the drive has sustained some type of shock to it that causes the rocker arm or the platters to become loose within the housing.
 

Lord Krunk

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Retoru said:
You could try using some sort of boot disk to try to read the drive at a very low level, at least some data might be recoverable that way. If the drive is clicking though, it's most definitely a goner, but data recovery could still be an option for at least a little while.

What did you do to this machine to make that happen? Hard drives are surprisingly robust, they very rarely have a physical fault like what you're describing. Is it possible that you or someone else dropped the laptop at some point? Clicking is usually a sign that the read/write head is bouncing off the drive platters, usually that only happens if the drive has sustained some type of shock to it that causes the rocker arm or the platters to become loose within the housing.
I was using it one afternoon, left it for an hour, and when I got back, it was clicking. A few minutes later, it caught a the contagious virus of FAIL.

I really don't know what happened.
 

Redlac

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My 'Oh Noes! Moment': Getting about halfway through The Lord of The Rings, dropping the book and losing my place completely. It was one of those 'three books in one' paperbacks. Took me a full year before I could face it again.
 

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Less fun but more noes:

Last year of university and my final grade relies essentially on 3 exams (in the UK your final degree mark is quite a big deal). Studying a Middle Eastern Politics course which is kicking the shit out of me so I'm studying my arse off. Gets to the Sunday before and I check the exam times whilst having a break.

'Hey that's odd,' I think to myself, 'They've changed the name of the exam to Politics of the Middle East.' Say what? Turns out that I'd been preparing for an exam on the wrong day, three days after the one I was supposed to take.

C'mon! Politics of the Middle East and Middle Eastern Politics, what the hell university, what the hell! All worked out in the end (they graded me on an average of my essays throughout the term) but literally the worst night ever.

That's what I get for not making friends on that course!
 

Redlac

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Middle Eastern Politics? As a degree? Ouch. That puts me in mind of Al Murray, the Pub Landlord when he said something along the lines of:

"This bit here on the globe is the Middle East. It's a very complicated situation and me explaining it to you could actually make it worse. Let's just say the people here don't get on well".
 

rossatdi

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Redlac said:
Middle Eastern Politics? As a degree? Ouch. That puts me in mind of Al Murray, the Pub Landlord when he said something along the lines of:

"This bit here on the globe is the Middle East. It's a very complicated situation and me explaining it to you could actually make it worse. Let's just say the people here don't get on well".
That was going to be my exam answer! Insanely complicated. I think I'd decided to bone up on the Syria/Lebannon spat and on Egyptian nationalism but it's been 18 months now and I can't remember any of it. Suffice to say the whole placed is fucked.
 

Labyrinth

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My biggest "Oh Noes!" moment.. Ohhhhh. Not one that I'm going to post here, so I'll put up a slightly less questionable error.

I was I think 10, at an orchestral performance for the school band when I dropped my violin, snapping two strings, the bridge and the scroll. This was before the concert had begun. Needless to say I wasn't thrilled, and although it was not the worlds best violin (Far from) I found it utterly crushing.
 

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The Iron Ninja said:
But here's Ultrajoe's dog to make you feel better.

Or at least a dog the same breed as Ultrajoe's dog.
H-how do you know that? Wait, don't answer that.
 

Murrah

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One of my "oh Noes!" moment was when I was walking in the isle at my sister's wedding day and I basically tripped over off my gown and I shouted "oh-noh" so yeah. It was sad.
 

Hey Joe

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When I told a girl I loved her and she ran away.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

*sobs quietly*

"Give me all your money!"

...

...

I'm sorry about that, I haven't had much sleep.

Going back to the OP, that story kind of reminds me of Lawrence and how he had to rewrite his memoirs seven times because stuff kept on happening to his manuscripts. Instead of giving up, he saw it as a chance to refine what he had done and to bring new elements into it.

Moral of the story is, Hey Joe needs sleep.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA!
 

Saskwach

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Labyrinth said:
My biggest "Oh Noes!" moment.. Ohhhhh. Not one that I'm going to post here, so I'll put up a slightly less questionable error.
Hnnnng. Must. Now. Know. Secret.
Hey Joe said:
Ravings of a mad man on illegal substances.

Moral of the story is, Hey Joe needs sleep.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA!
Second moral: Hey Joe needs to check himself into rehab.
 

Fightbulb

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My latest moment was when I was playing GTA4 online and sort of tripped on the network cable (or whatever it's called), and moved my Xbox a few degrees. Had to buy a new one.
 

NewClassic_v1legacy

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Hope that helps.
 

ElephantGuts

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TheDean said:
my OH NOES was when i bought fallout 3 and didn't like it- yesterday.
I'll take it.

I don't think I've lived a long enough or risky enough life to have experienced any epic "oh noes" moments yet, but yesterday my 360 froze while I was playing Far Cry 2 and I hadn't saved for about 2 hours... Not so much of an "Oh noes!" moment as a "This f*ing game!" moment.
 

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Amnestic said:
I really have to stop derailing threads. God damn it Amnestic, god damn it.

Molikroth said:
@ Amnestic - some of us had lots of free time as kids. While other kids were in English class, I was up in the "unstable kids" room playing pokémon or bypassing the laughable proxy software on the school computers. The irony is I'm still better at English than my so-called "peers" of the time.

The point being some of us liked to (in later generations) find the ideal pokémon - including abilities and so on - breed them into the ultimate level three newborn, then EV-grind them on a specific type of wild pokémon. Most casual players aren't even aware of the EV point aspect of the pokémon games...
While I applaud your slightly disturbing enthusiasm, understand that the vast majority of level 100 rare pokémon you see floating around the online 'scene' these days will have been cheated for. You can cheat to pretty much tailor any pokémon to your desired specs these days, so even if you spend all that time breeding, rest easy in the knowledge someone with a set of AR codes and the method of application can get the same result in half an hour ;D
I've never leveled up a pokemon to level 100...I just do Battle Tower lately and enjoy that all I have to do is hit lvl 50 or higher and the game will auto-adjust my stats to lvl 50.
The auto-adjust likely pisses off the freaks who EV train meticulously, but that's why some dude invented netbattle so that you can play pokemon online without training or hacking or owning a DS. Besides, my favorite pokemon is Flareon and he would just die instantly in any competitive arena.

And on-topic, an oh-noes moment was when I downloaded GTA: SA on Xbox originals only to realize that it suffers from the worst pop-up imaginable now. I mean, like the road isn't underneath me when I'm moving at slow speeds on foot. And the world is flickering during cutscenes to load the backgrounds...its...just...horrible...now I need to spend 10 bucks on a disc copy since I gave my only disc to my friend.
 

AntiAntagonist

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Lil bro took a screwdriver to all my PS1 memory cards... because he was curious.

After that I picked up one of those memory cards that functions as several cards. It had one button and a counter on it, but no instructions despite being 256 memory cards in one. :(
 

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During the final year of high school, I had to do a project based on a company's 26-or-so-page annual financial report for my accounting class. The weekend before it's due, I realize that the report of the company I picked is missing a lot of the information that I need. So I'm frantically trying to piece together what little information I can gather into an incomplete mess of a project.

Moral of the story: If you often have that "I don't get it" feeling during the beginning of the class, DROP THAT CLASS, or it'll just get worse. And if you ever have to do a project on a company's financial report in Accounting class, DON'T PICK CANADA BREAD.
 

ianuam

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Pseudonym2 said:
When I was in an airplane and I realized the engines had stopped working.
Similar thing here, was travelling from Shanghai to Hong Kong on an internal Chinese airline, got up to altitude, cruising along and enjoying the view of the coastline when i suddenly noticed the charred wing of the aircraft. Then i noticed slight smoke coming out the engine, just as this was being digested in my mind we entered severe turbulence. Then the cabin crew started looking concerned and the lady next to me started praying. Needless to say i was somewhat concerned at the situation.