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Naeo

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Turned down at least two people offering to have sex with me in freshman year in high school (and they were both fairly attractive, but they were also fucking assholes). And then I didn't go out with the chick that had a huge crush on me because I had a huge crush on someone else.

And currently, "not admitting that I'm going out/having sex with/married to my best friend who happens to be a girl".
 

SmartIdiot

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MaxTheReaper said:
WrongSprite said:
Eat shit stuff.
Good call on the strikethrough.

I will kill people.
And willingly turn down sex from any and everyone.

Those two things seem to get people all riled up "You're insane/a freak!"
So yeah.
Same. Well, except that most of my friends would believe I would kill someone if I said it in the right tone. As for turning down sex, same. That really fucks people up "Bullshit! No way! What's wrong with you?!" Even funnier when I tell them I have turned it down before, several times.

Nothing wrong with not sleeping around.
 

Caimekaze

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MaxTheReaper said:
SmartIdiot said:
Same. Well, except that most of my friends would believe I would kill someone if I said it in the right tone. As for turning down sex, same. That really fucks people up "Bullshit! No way! What's wrong with you?!" Even funnier when I tell them I have turned it down before, several times.

Nothing wrong with not sleeping around.
E-exactly!
As a matter of fact I prefer people who don't sleep around.

D...do you want to be best buddies?
You're stuttering. Why are you stuttering?

I've turned down sex before. It's not that uncommon, is it? Hell, it resulted in the ruination of a relationship and I was happy about that.
 

Darth Pope

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Eat stuff that's been on the floor a few minuets, say to Nintendo fanboys that Majora's Mask was the best Legend of Zelda, post in a catholic forum with my avatar.
 

ViolentlyHappy91

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Put a cigarette out on my hand, i've done it before, only twice though, because it REALLY hurts. I also talk shit to young aboriginal people when they try to pick a fight, it usually ends with them speechless or crying.
 

Lord Thodin

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given the opportunity i would willingly throw my self off a cliff and elbow drop the nearest person.

Or i would turn down a free ferrari.
 

Meado

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MaxTheReaper said:
Darth Pope said:
say to Nintendo fanboys that Majora's Mask was the best Legend of Zelda,
But it was.
Reminds me of a time when I was on a Nintendo forum.
Someone opened a "How would you troll" thread, and there were some pretty good ones. When I posted, I listed the usual crap that would piss Nintendo fanboys off (Mario hasn't had a good game since 1981, etc), but tacked the above's statement about Majora's Mask on at the end to fuck with everyone's minds. And I got flamed for it. And suspended for three days.
Fanboys, eh?
 

Booze Zombie

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Apparently I'm a freak because I can quite happily sit in one place for an indeterminable amount of time without getting bored.

ViolentlyHappy91 said:
Put a cigarette out on my hand, i've done it before, only twice though, because it REALLY hurts. I also talk shit to young aboriginal people when they try to pick a fight, it usually ends with them speechless or crying.
Without sounding racist? If so, you are a freak.
 

Metric Monkey

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I dress in either black, white, gray, or blue (jeans), I usually don't hang out near many people (I HATE crowds of people), and I'm a mean person (only to those assholes who deserve it), which usually gets me called "emo". Or a "freak with no friends". It doesn't bother me that much though.