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jebussaves88

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I remember someone once made a joke after Richard Hammonds car crash that "The most effective advert for speeding would surely be a video of Richard Hammond trying to remember his wedding day".
 

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DrDeath3191 said:
Wow. I want to play Rampage for my N64 again.

Oh, and that was HILARIOUS! I think that sometimes a bit of humor is what you need to get yourself happy about the world again (not mockery, surely, but something funny without being insulting to the opressed party).
I has it. SUCK IT! lol. Its probably one of the best games EVER.

Biek said:
liamlemon7 said:
http://follownobody.duckweedmafia.com/pictures/twin%20tower%20godzilla.jpg
this pic was made october 2001
anyway has anyone made a sick joke or a joke that was just too soon?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=De1wNLEGQ30

Yakety Sax can make virtually anything funny.
Honestly...i am going to hell. i laughed so hard. Damn Yakety Sax. lol
 

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Flushfacker said:
There are always a lot of joke circling around in england about tragic current news headlines, Madeline Mccann jokes, a young girl who went missing in portugal, spring to mind.(hide and seek champion of europe) Also there were a load of Diana jokes back in the day...

edit: just read the jade goodie thing and it reminded me what my friend said to me when she was still alive, he said "i told the guys at work to join in on a sweepstake where we each put £5 in and pick a day, whoever picks the right day of the week she dies wins. They all thought it was terrible, but I explained, this way I only want her to die one day of the week and thats a massive improvement on before!" I thought that was pretty funny.
I remember being told the Madeline McCann jokes not along after the little brat went missing.

Q: What's worse than letting Michael Jackson babysit your children?

A: Letting the McCanns take them on holiday.

or

Q: Did you hear about the new Renault car - it has just enough room in the boot for a small child?

A: They're calling it the Renault McCann.

I thought the jokes were quite amusing. I had no sympathy for the McCanns anyway, so it didn't bother me...
 

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jebussaves88 said:
I remember someone once made a joke after Richard Hammonds car crash that "The most effective advert for speeding would surely be a video of Richard Hammond trying to remember his wedding day".
I think it was Frankie Boyle that said that on Mock the Week
 

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Flushfacker said:
There are always a lot of joke circling around in england about tragic current news headlines, Madeline Mccann jokes, a young girl who went missing in portugal, spring to mind.(hide and seek champion of europe) Also there were a load of Diana jokes back in the day...

edit: just read the jade goodie thing and it reminded me what my friend said to me when she was still alive, he said "i told the guys at work to join in on a sweepstake where we each put £5 in and pick a day, whoever picks the right day of the week she dies wins. They all thought it was terrible, but I explained, this way I only want her to die one day of the week and thats a massive improvement on before!" I thought that was pretty funny.
There still are a load of diana and maddie 'jokes' if you read the Daily Express. If those two never existed I'm sure their entire paper would consist of the words 'insert content here'.

On topic I'd say its soon during the week it happened but after that its fair game to comment in your own way, it helps to lessen the blow. If anything its more disrespectful to use events like 9/11 to serve your own agenda as is the case with the recent the middle east is evil fear politics strategy.
 

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NoMoreSanity said:
Curtmiester said:
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Nice picture.

Here's a joke: What happened when the man meets his lover? He got AIDS. *Cricket*
................tee hee
What happened when Curtmiester quoted me? He got AIDS. *Nothing*
....*whispers* touché
What happens when a joke gets old? You get AIDS.
What happens when you have too much unprotected phone sex?
You get hearing AIDs. Ba-dum tish.
*silence*
 

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Biek said:
liamlemon7 said:
http://follownobody.duckweedmafia.com/pictures/twin%20tower%20godzilla.jpg
this pic was made october 2001
anyway has anyone made a sick joke or a joke that was just too soon?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=De1wNLEGQ30

Yakety Sax can make virtually anything funny.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LpHDqdfIKL8

Does it?
 

TheMatt

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ix_tab said:
On the day that it happened a housemate of a friend of mine went to his classes wearing a homemade screenprinted shirt.

Pictures of people falling out of the towers with the caption 'It's raining men!'

THAT IS TOO SOON. Also, actually shitty behaviour.

He had it forcibly taken off him by a very upset other student.

THAT, my friend, is comedy gold.
 

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Biek said:
liamlemon7 said:
http://follownobody.duckweedmafia.com/pictures/twin%20tower%20godzilla.jpg
this pic was made october 2001
anyway has anyone made a sick joke or a joke that was just too soon?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=De1wNLEGQ30

Yakety Sax can make virtually anything funny.
Lmao, the comments page for that video is full of Escapist users.
But I think we should be able to laugh at anything we want, which is why I make TOO SOON JOKES the second one pops into my head.
 

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SecretTacoNinja said:
Biek said:
liamlemon7 said:
http://follownobody.duckweedmafia.com/pictures/twin%20tower%20godzilla.jpg
this pic was made october 2001
anyway has anyone made a sick joke or a joke that was just too soon?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=De1wNLEGQ30

Yakety Sax can make virtually anything funny.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LpHDqdfIKL8

Does it?
Oh my that's one of the funniest things I've seen all day, it seems the more horrific the images the funnier it gets with Yakety Sax.
 

Fruitloops89

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I make too soon jokes all the time. My last year of High School was when the V-Tech shooting happened. At that same time I was in a bible as literature class where we were assigned to make or print off a picture of a certain phrase that was given to us, mine was "a time to heal, a time to die" or something along those lines. So for a time to die my friend jokingly dared me to print off a picture of Cho, the shooter, so I went on the teachers computer and printed it off. She came back a few moments later saying she could not find my picture in the printer and asked me what it was so she could look again. I told her who it was and what he did and she just stared at me and told me to do another thing for a time to die.

She did not like me for the rest of the year.