Oh yeah buddy?!

Barbas · Nov 1, 2015

Oh yeah? Well yesterday I covered myself in pollen, got stung by loads of bees and rolled around in a flowery meadow for about two hours!

FPLOON · Nov 1, 2015

Oh yeah? Well, I frolicked through the meadow with the sound of music!

Barbas · Nov 2, 2015

I invented the music, then burned it and shot the singers out of boredom.

FPLOON · Nov 3, 2015

I invented the word "invented", then divided up the word metaphorically into various languages!

Barbas · Nov 4, 2015

Who wrote those languages, bud? That's right, I done it.

FPLOON · Nov 4, 2015

They didn't mean anything until I spoke them in the genie bottle!

Drake the Dragonheart · Nov 5, 2015

I speak the primal language of creation itself!

FPLOON · Nov 6, 2015

I speak the genie which gives me X wishes!

Drake the Dragonheart · Nov 17, 2015

I wrote the rules governing the genie that gave you those wishes!

FPLOON · Nov 17, 2015

Oh yeah? Well, you came out of Jeannie's bottle, anyway!

Drake the Dragonheart · Nov 24, 2015

You came out of this box, and I can put you back in it!

FPLOON · Nov 25, 2015

Oh yeah? Well, you can never top the box office like I can!

Drake the Dragonheart · Dec 8, 2015

Oh but I can, you see, I have the power to control energy, fire, electricity, cold, and caustic with my mind!

FPLOON · Dec 8, 2015

Oh yeah? Well, I can control your mind with MY MIND!

Barbas · Dec 13, 2015

Oh yeah? I can control minds with my groin.

FPLOON · Dec 13, 2015

Oh yeah? Well, I can control your groin with my feather duster!

Headsprouter · Dec 14, 2015

Well guess what!? I AM your feather duster!

FPLOON · Dec 14, 2015

Oh yeah? Well, I'm not the dust you hate to like so much!

Drake the Dragonheart · Dec 17, 2015

I crush you beneath the foot of my battlemech!

FPLOON · Dec 20, 2015

Oh yeah? Well, I'll crush you with my phat beats pounding your ear of a body!