Oh yeah buddy?!

[FPLOON]

Oh yeah? Well, at least my empire has more friends than enemies, unlike your empire!

 

[UltraDeth]

Hah! My empire has no enemies or friends, just infinite me. Our influence spans infinite multiverses and our technology would put the Imperium to shame

 

[Drake the Dragonheart]

I think this has reached its logical conclusion.

so lets just hit the reset button, shall we?

I know Kung Fu, Muay Thai, and Jeet Kun Do!

 

[UltraDeth]

Yeah, yeah, I can cast finger bullets

 

[Drake the Dragonheart]

I can enter bullet time. I don't have to dodge your bullets. They will dodge me!

 

[FPLOON]

Puh-lease! My bullets are just mini-chainsaws all with the name "Bullet"!

 

[UltraDeth]

*sigh* I controls bullets mid-flight so I don't have to aim

 

[FPLOON]

HA! I don't have to tell my bullets what to do! They just know, yo...

 

[UltraDeth]

Every kill I make turns my targets to gold nuggets *sticks tongue out*

 

[FPLOON]

Oh yeah? Well, my kills turn into XP to level up all my stats!

 

[Drake the Dragonheart]

I drain all your levels!

 

[FPLOON]

Dude, I drank all your real-life experiences!

 

[Drake the Dragonheart]

Joke's on you! I am under a death ward spell, and am immune to your draining attacks!

 

[UltraDeth]

Well, I can counter any status ailments with triple the effect

 

[FPLOON]

Yo, I can null all that with a D20!

 

[UltraDeth]

Well, I get all the best equipment at the start if the game because I deserve it

 

[FPLOON]

Oh yeah? Well, I make all the best equipment with both my hands and feet!

 

[UltraDeth]

*snicker* I have more Bloody Demons Souls than you'll ever have

 

[FPLOON]

Ultra, please! It's all about owning the most Dark Souls and I take that shit to the bank, son!

 

[UltraDeth]

I can critical hit by looking at the target