Oh yeah buddy?!

[Barbas]

I can give people explosive diarrhoea with my mind.

 

[UltraDeth]

My vomit is acid to enemies

 

[Barbas]

I make mayonnaise so bad that it turns people inside-out.

 

[UltraDeth]

My dance moves persuade enemies to join me

 

[FPLOON]

My milkshakes brings everybody to the back yard!

 

[UltraDeth]

I'm so fresh I'll never decompose

 

[FPLOON]

I'm so fancy that style follows me!

 

[UltraDeth]

I am style

 

[FPLOON]

I am <url=youtube=RdLWpbL3kGQ>Speed and Style: <url=youtube=fslnTiQwTuA>The Remix!

 

[UltraDeth]

My style has it's own style

 

[Barbas]

I already copyrighted that preemptively.

 

[UltraDeth]

You do realize that no-one can sue me?

 

[Drake the Dragonheart]

But I am the super lawyer! I once successfully sued the planet itself!

 

[FPLOON]

Bro, I am the mega lawyer aka the attorney of the law!

 

[Drake the Dragonheart]

Well I AM THE LAW!

 

[FPLOON]

The Law? Dude, I am the testament of morality itself!

 

[UltraDeth]

I am a Vigilante, I'm all the law this world needs. Anyone who disagrees will be executed.....FOR OBSTRUCTION OF JUSTICE!

 

[FPLOON]

Yet, I am V... and I make Anarchy the new Justice!

 

[UltraDeth]

We're better equipped for one thing, who else has gold diamond weapon skins? No-one!

 

[Barbas]

That suits me; ebony skins are cooler anyway.