OK, let's talk about CAT gamers

[Fappy]

What is this dog-shit? Get out of here Daystar! We're talking about my people!

Your people suck, Fappy.

Most of you can't even talk properly, what with your 'I can haz cheezburger?' and other such nonsense.

I agree.

Dogs are the shit in games. The only cats in games that are remotely intersting are Khajiit, but you have Amaterasu, a freaking goddess. Cats can never be that awesome.

Sir Pounce Alot and Jubei beg to differ!

I'm sorry, who?

They must not be impressive if I've never heard of them.

This guy's heard of 'em:

You must not be cool enough to know what we kitties talk about I suppose.

 

[Fiz_The_Toaster]

What is this dog-shit? Get out of here Daystar! We're talking about my people!

Your people suck, Fappy.

Most of you can't even talk properly, what with your 'I can haz cheezburger?' and other such nonsense.

I agree.

Dogs are the shit in games. The only cats in games that are remotely intersting are Khajiit, but you have Amaterasu, a freaking goddess. Cats can never be that awesome.

Sir Pounce Alot and Jubei beg to differ!

I'm sorry, who?

They must not be impressive if I've never heard of them.

This guy's heard of 'em:

You must not be cool enough to know what we kitties talk about I suppose.

So a kittie in a tissue box?

Well color me impressed then.

 

[Fappy]

What is this dog-shit? Get out of here Daystar! We're talking about my people!

Your people suck, Fappy.

Most of you can't even talk properly, what with your 'I can haz cheezburger?' and other such nonsense.

I agree.

Dogs are the shit in games. The only cats in games that are remotely intersting are Khajiit, but you have Amaterasu, a freaking goddess. Cats can never be that awesome.

Sir Pounce Alot and Jubei beg to differ!

I'm sorry, who?

They must not be impressive if I've never heard of them.

This guy's heard of 'em:

You must not be cool enough to know what we kitties talk about I suppose.

So a kittie in a tissue box?

Well color me impressed then.

I'd like to see you fit yourself into a tissue box! it takes talent!

 

[Scrustle]

I'm a very pro-cat and anti-dog generally, but I have to admit dogs have a far better track record in games. Excluding the dog from Fable of course. I hate that thing.

 

[Daystar Clarion]

snip

Spoiler: Objection!

That kitten has obviously been caught trying to steal the contents of that box.

Cats are criminals and lack decent linguistic skills.

 

[Fappy]

snip

Spoiler: Objection!

That kitten has obviously been caught trying to steal the contents of that box.

Cats are criminals and lack decent linguistic skills.

Stealing is part of their culture! You cannot judge them for that, its in their DNA! Also, dogs make terrible lawyer considering they eat their own paperwork.

 

[Punch You]

Since dogs have scared me ever since I was child, and I'm allergic to cats, I say we solve this problem like civilized gamers...

TEAM DEATH MATCH! DOGS Vs. CATS!

That way, we will at least be rid of one blight on mankind*.

__________

*=me

 

[FalloutJack]

Also, cats make excellent bakers. BEHOLD!

 

[Daystar Clarion]

snip

Spoiler: Objection!

That kitten has obviously been caught trying to steal the contents of that box.

Cats are criminals and lack decent linguistic skills.

Stealing is part of their culture! You cannot judge them for that, its in their DNA! Also, dogs make terrible lawyer considering they eat their own paperwork.

Oh, I'm sorry, I didn't know that if something is part of a culture that it's perfectly acceptable everywhere else...

Spoiler: ¬_¬

 

[Fappy]

snip

Spoiler: Objection!

That kitten has obviously been caught trying to steal the contents of that box.

Cats are criminals and lack decent linguistic skills.

Stealing is part of their culture! You cannot judge them for that, its in their DNA! Also, dogs make terrible lawyer considering they eat their own paperwork.

Oh, I'm sorry, I didn't know that if something is part of a culture that it's perfectly acceptable everywhere else...

Spoiler: ¬_¬

It shouldn't be accepted per se, but it should be respected. Didn't Sten teach you anything?

 

[Daystar Clarion]

snip

Spoiler: Objection!

That kitten has obviously been caught trying to steal the contents of that box.

Cats are criminals and lack decent linguistic skills.

Stealing is part of their culture! You cannot judge them for that, its in their DNA! Also, dogs make terrible lawyer considering they eat their own paperwork.

Oh, I'm sorry, I didn't know that if something is part of a culture that it's perfectly acceptable everywhere else...

Spoiler: ¬_¬

It shouldn't be accepted per se, but it should be respected. Didn't Sten teach you anything?

Please, Quanari are hipster douchebags.

 

[Fappy]

snip

Spoiler: Objection!

That kitten has obviously been caught trying to steal the contents of that box.

Cats are criminals and lack decent linguistic skills.

Stealing is part of their culture! You cannot judge them for that, its in their DNA! Also, dogs make terrible lawyer considering they eat their own paperwork.

Oh, I'm sorry, I didn't know that if something is part of a culture that it's perfectly acceptable everywhere else...

Spoiler: ¬_¬

It shouldn't be accepted per se, but it should be respected. Didn't Sten teach you anything?

Please, Quanari are hipster douchebags.

Lol, I remember this. God its so true.

 

[Kahunaburger]

Is it just me, or do all the people who whine about cat gamers come off as never having pet a cat? I think they're just frustrated because cats won't let them pet them.

 

[Fappy]

Is it just me, or do all the people who whine about cat gamers come off as never having pet a cat? I think they're just frustrated because cats won't let them pet them.

This. Fucking this. You racists just don't get it because you take us at face value!

 

[Able Seacat]

Cats go meow. The more you know.

Isn't there enough hate in this world. I dream of a world where cats and dogs are friends, where they can walk side by side and live in harmony.

Spoiler: Peace

 

[WoW Killer]

Hey, if you're a gamer then it doesn't matter if you're a cat or a dog or whatever. No llamas allowed, but other than that it's cool. I don't see the point in the term cat-gamer though. I mean you're a gamer who happens to be a cat, and that's cool. But if you come in the room shouting "hey look at me, I'm a cat-gamer" then I'm going to think ill of you. Not because you're a cat or a gamer-that-happens-to-be-a-cat, but because you're an attention seeker. From experience though, I've found cat-haters more of a problem than attention seeking cats.

 

[Eddie the head]

Is it just me, or do all the people who whine about cat gamers come off as never having pet a cat? I think they're just frustrated because cats won't let them pet them.

They should meat my cat Twinkle Toes. She will love just about anybody. My friend calls her sexy cat.

 

[jaffrosheep]

Cats go meow. The more you know.

Isn't there enough hate in this world. I dream of a world where cats and dogs are friends, where they can walk side by side and live in harmony.

Spoiler: Peace

go home with your hippy ideals of peace cats are obviously the supiror race

 

[Able Seacat]

Cats go meow. The more you know.

Isn't there enough hate in this world. I dream of a world where cats and dogs are friends, where they can walk side by side and live in harmony.

Spoiler: Peace

go home with your hippy ideals of peace cats are obviously the supiror race

I will rise up against you villains and reach out to the dog brethren.

Spoiler

 

[The_Lost_King]

Cats go meow. The more you know.

Isn't there enough hate in this world. I dream of a world where cats and dogs are friends, where they can walk side by side and live in harmony.

Spoiler: Peace

go home with your hippy ideals of peace cats are obviously the supiror race

If you want war SO BE IT! Dogs are good for cuddling and good for war! cats are only good at peeing in litter boxes and coughing up hairballs!