Ok, the main character of the last game you played attacked you... How screwed are you?

band43seat

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megaman with all the power ups from the second game, riiiiiiiiiiiggggghhhht, im just going to hang myself before he can get me
 

stvncpr236

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A male human warrior from Dungeon Siege 2, I'm pretty screwed, and the kicker is according to the last thread I posted in its also spousal abuse.
 

Charli

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Given every video game protagonist EVER I sincerely doubt anyone in this topic is NOT screwed/dead.
 

SinorKirby

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Ocarina of Time 3D, so Link will confuse me with his mastery of the third dimension and then proceed to murder me with his various weapons.
 

MasterMongoose0

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Fuck. I don't even know his name. I've been skipping all the cutscenes Midnight Club: LA.

Does he even have a name?

What's he gonna do, run me over in that '69 Camaro i just won?
 

Evilbunny

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If Cole Phelps from LA Noire attacked me I'd just let him arrest me. I don't know what I did wrong but I'm probably not going to win in a fist fight or a gun fight so I'll just go quietly.
 

Jay Knowles

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just took a break from COD:MW1 after the main character died from that nuclear blast... pretty sure id be safe unless he came back as a mutant zombie...
 

Hidan03

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I'm playing some Pheonix Wright right now, so he can basically make me feel bad... and apparently survive being struck by a car at high-speed... so yeah.... super strength....
 

conchshellthegeek7

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The last game I played was Alan Wake. Beat it. Not sure if Alan survived, though. But working under the assumption that he did...well, he's got several guns. All I've got is a rough patch of martial arts training, so...yeah, I might be screwed.
 

deshorty

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My main from final fantasy tactics. Ninja/paladin hybrid with dual wielding knightswords. Kinda screwed. My only hope is to run away, his speed is crap.
 

TD5160

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Damian Black, my level 41 sniper from Fallout new vegas.

100 guns and an anti-material rifle... I wouldn't even know what happened until it was too late.

Lucky for me, he is a really good guy, so I might be able to talk to him, if I get close enough without getting shot.
 

KelsieKatt

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Link

From A Link to the Past on SNES.

Honestly, I think I might be able to take him, ...depending on how many items he's collected...

I'm pretty good with a gun in real life, and fairly acrobatic. If he has the Magic Cape or Cane of Byrna, I may be screwed though.

Also, those Medallions are really overpowered, can't really dodge full screen attacks...

So, generally if he skips all the optional items, I might be able to take him. Although, it'd be preferable if he attacked me early on when he was at his weakest. Would probably be pretty easy at that point.
 

Chris646

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It's my guy from Minecraft. Which I skinned to look like me. So to answer your question on how screwed I am, ??? is my answer.
 

mega48man

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it's the god damn master chief, why couldn't i have just played lego pirates of the carribean? i would of had a lot of fun fighting lego davy jones.

"you are niether dead nor dying, what is your purpose here!?"
-jack sparrow
" O_O what is yer poirpose here?"
-ok first off, a poirpose is a type of dolphin, i'd think at least the god damn octo-king of the sea would know that. second, i'm not going to repeat myself because i said it pretty clearly and with the correct binacular; JACK....FUCKING.....SPARROW....there. now piss off aqua man, there's some sea crime that you need to stop or something"