Ok, the main character of the last game you played attacked you... How screwed are you?

[Norris IV]

L4D2 Tank....

Wheres the auto shottie and molotov?

 

[DrFecka]

Ok, ok Ezio i swear I didn't mean to.. No, NOOOOOOOo! Bleh.

 

[Minjoltr]

Braid - Tim. I think I'd do okay.

 

[Valdsator]

Duke Nukem...

Oshi-

 

[Mutough]

I last tried to give Monster Madness another chance, so I think that I would tear Zach apart, regardless of whether or not he has a mail box.

Last game I played that I enjoyed was, I believe, WWE All-Stars, and the lead is arguably John Cena or Hulk Hogan, so taking on the both of them... I doubt I could stand up to their super human comebacks.

 

[Agarth]

Max level rogue Hawke with the Assassin specialization... The only thing that would be left of me would be small pieces of what used to be me. Small well cooked pieces of me with arrows in them if you also include Hawke's friends.

 

[Lupin the Vapour]

Chell from Portal 2? Not sure... She doesn't really do offensive combat... If I just don't attack HER, I might be okay?
Now, if you consider GLaDoS the main character, that's a COMPLETELY different story.

 

[Mr.Amakir]

Duke Nukem

I'm pretty much dead already.

 

[GameMaNiAC]

My Player Character from Neverwinter Nights.

I'm pretty screwed. He's probably going to shove his sword up my ass.

 

[Bob_F_It]

Last game played: We Love Katamari.

Screwed-level depends on the size of the katamari, but give it 5 minutes from a small one and I'm in trouble.

 

[Action Jack]

Eliwood from Fire Emblem. I wouldn't stand a chance against him in a fight, but you can't really ride a horse into my apartment so I'd probably be pretty safe until the police arrived.

And even if he caught me in the streets, he's always happy to stop mid-battle and talk out the problem. I'll just tell him we have a common enemy, change into differently-colored clothes, and voila! We're best friends.

 

[YourEvilClone]

The Scout from Team Fortress 2? No, I don't think I can take him. He'd hit me with a baseball bat multiple times!

 

[Tohuvabohu]

Tyranid Hive Tyrant

Fuck, that's awful.

 

[Blobbert]

Hahaha YES! Just played little big planet~
Sackboy doesn't stand a chance!

 

[supermariner]

Saints row 2
so there's nothing i can do to save myself
that guy or gal can walk through walls of fire with minimal damage
i might as well cut out the middle man and blow myself up

 

[paintman]

altair from assassins creed.

I will never see it coming will I?

 

[i love headcrabs]

cole phelps im screwed

 

[Cybele]

Dante from DMC 3
At least I will be killed in style.