Ok, the main character of the last game you played attacked you... How screwed are you?

[Ozzythecat]

Mario attacking me with a FLUDD... I don't feel all that threatened... Unless he pins me down and drowns me with it.

Mario wouldn't do that right? ...

 

[Ignatz_Zwakh]

I definitely wouldn't want to tussle with Cole Phelps. In terms of stature were similar, but considering his training and how regularly he deals with punch-happy goons, I'm sure I'd last less than a minute.

 

[Thundero13]

Toon Link from Wind Waker... wait a minute didn't I just get married to him a couple of threads ago?! Oh well, I guess considering he has a sword i'm pretty screwed

 

[Dr. wonderful]

Why would my lightside Exile attack me? We was marry..Unless Atton turn her to the darkside!


Then I have no Choice...

*Pull out Lightsaber*


I'm not going down ALONE.

 

[Jak23]

I just played Borderlands with mordakie... Oh shit.

 

[SymmetricalFeet]

Super Meat Boy...

I guess I wouldn't sustain more than moderate bruising and clothes ruined by meaty juices.
So really my screwedness is relative to how easily-cleaned my outfit is.

 

[Call4Duty]

haha what a great day to start grinding the thief on castle crashers. I am SO safe.

 

[TheSchizoid]

My character from Fallout 3. Since I have Fawkes and Dogmeat in tow? Yeah, I'm dead times ten.

 

[Steven Howe]

Steve from minecraft. Considering I've only got a wooden sword now, it'll be fine.

 

[OddOzZy666]

Chell from Portal 2...

..er, I actually don't know how to react to this. Should I prepare for physics-y fun?

 

[baddude1337]

Old Snake? Pretty boned. He'd probably take me out by frisking me for items then squeezing my nads. Youch.

 

[Katnap_Devikat]

FemShep Vanguard. Dead. Dead. Dead...

 

[megajon]

well Duke Nukem from duke nukem 3d so the awesome Duke yea im pretty screwed. He would taunt me before blowing me to million pieces, then he gets women to dance for him over where i was.

 

[mionic]

A Lego version of Luke Skywalker... Pffffft!

 

[Crazycat690]

Cole Phelps. I'll be fine, I'll get him done for Police Brutality.

Hey same here! Except, he could just shoot us and claim it was self defence

 

[The Breadcrab]

Salem and Rios from Army of Two: 40th Day. Yeah, I'm done for. Even if I could fight back, they'd flank me somehow.

 

[jdogtwodolla]

L4D2 Nick huh? If I can get him without a weapon I might be able to beat him.

 

[Estarc]

The female protagonist from Pokemon Black. If it was just a one on one thing I'd do okay. But sadly, her (my) Pokemon would kill me.

 

[Cockney_Jesus]

My main character from fallout 3...the guy in samurai armour weilding a shovel with Dogmeat by his side...*runs*