Ok then...

[Simon Hadow]

Me: So, anybody see twilight?
Female Freind: Yeah, but that guy they got to play Edward is not hot
Male freind: Yes he is!
*akward ten second silence*
*MF realizes what he said*
MF: I mean, thats what my sister said!
We have never let him forget it

 

[Noamuth]

I let my girlfriend borrow one of my t-shirts because she was uncomfortable in the one she had one. It was a little big on her. She proceeded to explain why to the friends in the room.

GF: See, when she wears this shirt, it's like that chick with the boobs in the Cougars Bourbon commercial! It doesn't seem to have the same effect on me.
Males in the room: *facepalm*
Females in the room: *laughter*
Me: ...

>.<

 

[Anarchemitis]

Oh for the love of EA..