Omegle: Post your conversations.

[WafflesandBacon]

You: I AM A BANANA
Stranger: LOL
You: i dont know why i said that\
Stranger: 'Cuz you're awesome.
You: thnx

true story...

 

[Nukey]

You: I AM A BANANA
Stranger: LOL
You: i dont know why i said that\
Stranger: 'Cuz you're awesome.
You: thnx

true story...

Apparently we have similar interests.

 

[WafflesandBacon]

You: I AM A BANANA
Stranger: LOL
You: i dont know why i said that\
Stranger: 'Cuz you're awesome.
You: thnx

true story...

Apparently we have similar interests.

Oh no wonder i was thinking of saying that

 

[fanklok]

Spoiler: he tried to rickroll me

Stranger: 17/m/ny
Stranger: u?
You: 17/m/wa
You: hey
You: do you have a chancey youll trade for my aerodactyl
Stranger: Aint no stangers to love
Stranger: you know the rules
Stranger: and so do i
Stranger: you wouldnt get this
Stranger: from any other guy

and i still have this damn aerodactyl

 

[Pm0n3y]

Spoiler: I just changed this guy's life

You: Yo.
Stranger: you're black
You: OMG. You're psychic!
Stranger: awesome
Stranger: are you really black tho?
Stranger: i've never met a real one
You: Yes. i'm black
Stranger: this is crazy
Stranger: what do you like to eat
You: Pizza and Ramen, mostly.
You: And U?
Stranger: you're in college
Stranger: and you're black????
You: No. I'm in High School.
Stranger: oh haha
You: So, you really never seen a black person before?
Stranger: i watched a basketball game once
Stranger: no i'm homeschooled
Stranger: from ohio
You: I'm pretty sure black people live in Ohio.
You: You must live in a rural community
Stranger: have you ever been?
Stranger: very rural
You: Oh. That makes sense.
Stranger: its over
You: Ok. Peace.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

 

[Shapsters]

Spoiler

You: Poop|?
You: Poop?
Stranger: fg
You: howdy doody sir
You: fg?
You: wtf does that mean?
Stranger: http://www.sexy-lena.com/?uid=132375
Stranger: go there
You: the fuck?
You: Im not gonna do that
You: I prefer naked women on my own temrs thank you

Wow... I think I just got spammed.

 

[Nukey]

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Spoiler

Stranger: baby!
You: ?
Stranger: oh thank god I found you
You: okay
Stranger: how have you been?
You: i have been in space fighting the moon men, yourself?
Stranger: oh just looking for you
Stranger: I'm so glad we're together again
You: AND NOW IM MUST RETURN TO OUTER SPACE!
Stranger: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Stranger: DON'T LEAVE ME AGAIN
You: I MUST, FARWELL EARTH PARENT!
Stranger: baby don't leave me here alone
You: I MUST, INTO THE ROCKET SHIP MEN!
Stranger:
Stranger: 5
Stranger: 4
Stranger: 3
Stranger: 2
Stranger: 1
Stranger: bye

counter acted the weirdness with my own weirdness.

 

[Shapsters]

Spoiler

You: Howfy
You: howdy
You: dammit
Stranger: feel like talkin dirty
You: k
You: doooooo it
Stranger: male or female?
You: both
You:
Stranger: na wut r u
You: male
You: U?
Stranger: female... hromy female
Stranger: k imma start
You: so you are an overweight 40 year old man then?
Stranger: im unzippin ur jeans, and then i get on my knes
Stranger: with both hands. i pull down ur jeans and underwear
Stranger: wut do u do
You: hello!
You: shove my banana into your ear

So far I have been spammed and stexted...

 

[Dorian]

Spoiler

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hello
You: O HAI
You: You scared me.
Stranger: how
You: Don't you know?
You: You popped out of the closet with a Cthulu mask on!
You: Nearly gave me a heart attack, you willy rascal.
Stranger: shut the fuck up
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

This is fun.
[/Obvious lie be obvious,Cpt. Ahab]

 

[fanklok]

Spoiler

You: Poop|?
You: Poop?
Stranger: fg
You: howdy doody sir
You: fg?
You: wtf does that mean?
Stranger: http://www.sexy-lena.com/?uid=132375
Stranger: go there
You: the fuck?
You: Im not gonna do that
You: I prefer naked women on my own temrs thank you

Wow... I think I just got spammed.

dude i found the same guy

You: do you have a chancey you want to trade for my aerodactyl
Stranger: ww.sexy-lena.com/?uid=130096 (dont advise clicking this)

 

[DazZ.]

Sadly mine turned out racist, so I can't post it.

 

[sky14kemea]

Hey fluffybacon, can you just edit 1 post and keep them all together? xD

 

[Yorgmiester]

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: you.
Stranger: are.
Stranger: my.
Stranger: sunshine
You:
You have disconnected.

 

[Pm0n3y]

You: Heyviuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuukm;,
Stranger: heyy
You: seizure
Stranger: female or male?
You: a little bit of both.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

 

[WafflesandBacon]

Stranger: hi
You: cake
Stranger: i like cake
You: who doesn't
Stranger: assholes.
You: true
Stranger: assholes dont like cake.
You: To true
Stranger: do you like owl city?
You: ......

You have disconnected.

 

[TheOrangeSocks]

Spoiler: He totally won this convo

You: heeeyyy
Stranger: hey
You: sup?
Stranger: Hey hey girlfrannd. nm hbu?
You: ?
You: I like the Fonz
Stranger: wats fo?nz
You: fo shizzle
Stranger: ohh
Stranger: r u a niggah?
You: what in the name of holy fucksters are you on about?
You: yeah
You: yeah
You: problem with that?
Stranger: oh ur fucking cool white trash.
You: hey.. easy man, anymore of that crap and i'mma firing mah lasers
You: or i'll send chuck fucking norris after you
You: and optimus prime
You: just for funzies
You: you still there?
Stranger: yupp/
You: cause if you aren't...
You: good..
You: now, fall over irl.
You: did you fall over?
You: i have magic powers
You: do you have any powers?
Stranger: YOUR GAY YAH FUCKING ****

 

[Sam G]

You: G'day!
Stranger: I'm a f. R u horny
You: Nope!
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

 

[RanD00M]

<spoiler=Wall-o-text>You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hi
Stranger: you're now chatting with a random stranger
Stranger: say SUCK IT :O
Stranger: lol
You: Haha
Stranger: i feel like cussing out the next 8 ppl for no reason
Stranger: should i ?
Stranger: or should i like
Stranger: actually talk to them
Stranger: i cant decide!! lol
You: Talk a little in the begining.Then cuss away.
Stranger: k
Stranger: lol
Stranger: so how was your day
You: it was pretty good.Had some stranger over from britain.It was entertaining.
Stranger: i talked to some weird ppl lol
Stranger: at night i get alot of south koreans
Stranger: xD
You: HAHAHA xD LOOOOOOOOL
Stranger: wtf the bottom of my big toe is numb
Stranger: and when i push hard on it it stings
Stranger: waht do u think is wrong with it lol
You: Just wait a little while.The blood flow into the toe must have stopped for a little while.It will come back
Stranger: shit lol
Stranger: so whats your goal in life? :O
Stranger: i wanna ask everyone
Stranger: omg i just came up with something xD
You: I want to learn Japanese and go to Japan.That's my goal
Stranger: life is lie with an F
Stranger: xD
You: That was a good one.
Stranger: yesterday i came up with...
Stranger: brother is bother with an R xD
Stranger: cuz this dude was saying he had 5 bros lol
You: HAHAH
Stranger: i dont know what my goal is
Stranger: i mostly want to be an engineer and build insane stuff :O
Stranger: but i dont like studying for math
Stranger: lol
You: math sucks
Stranger: i just like thinking about concepts
Stranger: its way more fun
You: Yes it is.I´m going into house building next year.I want to be a carpenter
Stranger: so whats your fav music?
You: Mostly metal.But i also like some slower music like Bob Dylan and some electronic like The Prodigy.You?
Stranger: rock and classic rock
Stranger: and random songs
Stranger: lo
You: Cool.What's your fav movieÐ
You: ?*
Stranger: no idea
Stranger: i never watch movies
You: lol
Stranger: i watched bootlegged version of 2012 on friends comp
Stranger: it looked good
Stranger: only watched 2/3s of it
Stranger: but it was so tight
Stranger: lol
You: Lol
Stranger: i like the movie 1941
Stranger: its like an 80's movie tho
Stranger: its so damn funny tho
Stranger: steven spielbergs only comedy
Stranger: i think
You: I'll check it out then
Stranger: yeha youll love it
Stranger: i didnt mean to say yehaa xD
You: :þ
Stranger: ok i want to talk to a stranger thats acutally dumb
Stranger: your too cool xD
Stranger: i want to piss someone off
You: LoL
Stranger: lol
Stranger: k bye nice chatting
You: Cya
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

 

[doopdoopdoopdoop]

doop doop doop doop doop

 

[RootbeerJello]

Stranger: Teacher, I've been a naughty girl ;D
Me: Oh damn :O -leaves-

Me: Hi
Stranger: Hi
Me: Oh crap, did I say hi? I meant high, like as in I'm wicked high right now.
-your conversational partner has left-

Stranger: Hi, I'm an 18 year old bi guy, and I'm really horny. Do you have a cam?
Me: -leaves-

Stranger: Horny girl?
Me: No. Unhorny dude.
-your conversational partner has left-