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rancher of monsters

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So you're on a hunting trip, you've got your basic camping supplies, a rifle, and a camera. While on your trip you stumble upon a Sasquatch, just standing there, doing whatever it is that Bigfeet do. So after you're done freaking out, what would you do? Would you kill it, take it's picture, fly through the sky with it, its up to you. I would probably take a picture, but at the same time I'd be worried that someone would come and try to kill it.

For the sake of originality you don't get to mention anything out of those beef jerky commercials.
 

spartan231490

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Not gonna lie, I would probably shoot it. Two reasons, 1) I'm uncomfortable turning my back on a bigfoot. 2) Do you have any idea how much a bigfoot's body would be worth, and I have a very long list of things that I want to buy, as soon as I can afford them.
 

Wuggy

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I would make a mental note that those mushrooms I had for lunch pack a bit of a punch in them. Then I would take a swim at a strawberry river!
 

Something Amyss

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spartan231490 said:
Not gonna lie, I would probably shoot it. Two reasons, 1) I'm uncomfortable turning my back on a bigfoot. 2) Do you have any idea how much a bigfoot's body would be worth, and I have a very long list of things that I want to buy, as soon as I can afford them.
Yeah, I'm really not sure I'd dare turn my back on an unknown creature.
 

Mark Flanagan

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Kill it, then I have proof because lets be honest no-one will believe a picture of bigfoot is real. Also I get to be the guy that goes down in history for killing Big Foot which after thinking about it is strangely appealing.
 

Hero in a half shell

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I would knock it out and take it home, It'd be just like that movie where John Lithgow takes care of a large hairy mammal

NO! not that one, this one:

 

aba1

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I would leave it alone and leave I don't know if its dangerous but I also dont like to hurt other living things. If I took a picture I could either scare it or cause it further harm by attracting tourists or hunters.
 

FalloutJack

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rancher of monsters said:
So you're on a hunting trip, you've got your basic camping supplies, a rifle, and a camera. While on your trip you stumble upon a Sasquatch, just standing there, doing whatever it is that Bigfeet do. So after you're done freaking out, what would you do? Would you kill it, take it's picture, fly through the sky with it, its up to you. I would probably take a picture, but at the same time I'd be worried that someone would come and try to kill it.

For the sake of originality you don't get to mention anything out of those beef jerky commercials.
I would introduce Big Foot to a big wave.

HI!

(I'm aware of how silly that sounded.)
 

Scarim Coral

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It I got my camera on me than I would take a few photo (no flash in case it scare it). I would also use the video recording on my camera to record footage of it since you know who people claim the photo are hoax.
 

Dogstile

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I would kill it without a second thought.

Christ that body would be worth a hell of a lot. Plus I get to be credited with the discovery.
 

ShindoL Shill

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ask it how its doing. ask where its family/group is. follow it. get my co-ordinates (probably an app for that). photograph colony. text pictures to my friends with co-ords. say "bring the police. and tasers. and shotguns." wait. wild sex (with one of my friends.) watch the show (the police capturing the Sasquatches.
collect moneys. celebration sex!
 

standokan

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Blind him with my camera and while he's confused, take his wallet. No better pictures than family pictures.