Another linguistic conundrum, friends: whilst waiting to pay for your groceries, renew your driver?s license or some other mundane task that invariably involves a slew of fleshbags that inconveniently arrived before you, are you ?in line? or are you ?on line?? To me, it has been and always will be ?in line,? but for the first time a few days ago, and three times from three separate people since then, I heard mention of someone standing ?on line.? Insanity. Is this a new thing or a regional thing? As a literal part of the line, you?re IN the line, common sense!! What do you say?