You win!Nwabudike Morgan said:That's nothing. A friend of mine bought a used car and under the carpet in the trunk, in the area where the spare tire hides, there was a lifelike dildo wrapped in a dirty diaper, looking like a revolting, obscene pig in a blanket.
Hahaha!!! That's really.... ehmm.. disturbing. I would love to see the face of the person you bought it from if you drove back and said: "I will not refer to it as your dildo, but A dildo."Nwabudike Morgan said:That's nothing. A friend of mine bought a used car and under the carpet in the trunk, in the area where the spare tire hides, there was a lifelike dildo wrapped in a dirty diaper, looking like a revolting, obscene pig in a blanket.
The car had a collection of dolls on the shelf below the rear windshield when we went to go look at it and the guy looked kind of like an inbred John Waters. He also would not stop smiling. I told him that he shouldn't have bought it from this guy but the price was great for the condition and mileage and he just had to.Plurralbles said:You win!Nwabudike Morgan said:That's nothing. A friend of mine bought a used car and under the carpet in the trunk, in the area where the spare tire hides, there was a lifelike dildo wrapped in a dirty diaper, looking like a revolting, obscene pig in a blanket.
made me lol even though that's really, really nasty!
He was the kind of guy you'd do most anything, no matter how unreasonable, to not see again.Jack_Uzi said:Hahaha!!! That's really.... ehmm.. disturbing. I would love to see the face of the person you bought it from if you drove back and said: "I will not refer to it as your dildo, but A dildo."![]()
I want to find that car and set it on fire, just to cleanse the world a little... you absolutely win the thread.Nwabudike Morgan said:The car had a collection of dolls on the shelf below the rear windshield when we went to go look at it and the guy looked kind of like an inbred John Waters. He also would not stop smiling. I told him that he shouldn't have bought it from this guy but the price was great for the condition and mileage and he just had to.Plurralbles said:You win!Nwabudike Morgan said:That's nothing. A friend of mine bought a used car and under the carpet in the trunk, in the area where the spare tire hides, there was a lifelike dildo wrapped in a dirty diaper, looking like a revolting, obscene pig in a blanket.
made me lol even though that's really, really nasty!
He was the kind of guy you'd do most anything, no matter how unreasonable, to not see again.Jack_Uzi said:Hahaha!!! That's really.... ehmm.. disturbing. I would love to see the face of the person you bought it from if you drove back and said: "I will not refer to it as your dildo, but A dildo."![]()