On the twelfth day of christmas I didn't get...

[thiosk]

Christmas is basically over. Or Chrismahaunakwanzikah, depending on your religious affiliations.
And it was a great day! full of family, fun, presents and love.
But because I'm a vapid, aging nerd, I thought it would be great to talk about all the stuff we WISH we got for christmas! You know, the things we really wanted.

For example:

1. There is no tiny robotic Dalek prowling the house. You can get robotic dogs, dragons, dinosaurs, etcetera ad nasuem, but no tiny dalek. Note: daleks powered by feeble human children do not count.

Addendum After flying in a plane, and reading the entire SkyMall catalogue (cover to cover) I noticed that people are purchasing decorative litter boxes for their cats. Can we say, A Tiny Tardis for Mittens?

2: My wife is not presently wearing an overly tight Star Trek outfit. This is an egregious oversight that I hope to rectify some time before next Christmas.

 

[Voulan]

I'm really surprised I didn't get socks or underwear this Christmas. It's always a staple gift, and I didn't get a single one. That's the first time ever.

Sorry, it's not very imaginative is it?

 

[I Max95]

nothing much

there was Rage and Assassin's Creed: Revealations, but i made it clear NOT to buy those unless you find a particularly good deal on them, and NEVER buy them new

so i guess not getting those was my fault

 

[gnordsiek]

I did not get my job back for Christmas. I was laid off back in Sept. in a corporate wide work force reduction, ok. I have spent the time since looking for work. Just in the last couple of weeks I finally get a face to face interview for a decent job. The company said they would let me know this past week. I did not hear from them but on Friday the company that laid me off posted my job on the interwebs with a different job description so they are not obligated to bring me back. Merry Christmas to me!

Oh, I have also not been made the "all being master of time, space, and dimension" like I have repeatedly asked Santa for since the late 70's.

Lastly, I did not get a copy of Forza 4 because I was not able to get it cheap enough on Ebay.

Merry Christmas

 

[CODE-D]

The Jersey shore cast to die of aids

Paris Hilton to die of aids

Two of the three well known kardashians girls dead(dont care who)

Lindsey Lohan to stay in jail then die of aids

Justin Bieber to be paralyzed from the neck down

Will Smiths Family to die in an avalanche

Glee to be canceled

Bronies mania die down on the escapist

well the list goes on and only becomes darker but you get it.

 

[tomtom94]

snip

And a merry Christmas to you too. (Y)

OT: Where is my trip on Virgin Galactic?

 

[Philol]

Well I really wanted control over the world, but we can't get everything we want, so I'll settle for the other things I got.

 

[CODE-D]

Also gift cards are bullshit
Luckily I only got one this year but you know what I had rather have gotten?
the $20 dollars they used for it.

 

[Batou667]

Justin Bieber to be paralyzed from the neck down

I'd settle for him to be paralysed from the neck up.

 

[saucecode]

1. Gaming PC
2. Portal Gun

Someone out there got a portal gun, and probably hasn't told the world because he is stuck at terminal velocity.

 

[michael87cn]

1. Gaming PC
2. Portal Gun

Someone out there got a portal gun, and probably hasn't told the world because he is stuck at terminal velocity.

Yep, and his name is Tobuscus.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TeDpRCD59fU

 

[saucecode]

1. Gaming PC
2. Portal Gun

Someone out there got a portal gun, and probably hasn't told the world because he is stuck at terminal velocity.

Yep, and his name is Tobuscus.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TeDpRCD59fU

I met this guy. He lives like 5 houses away from my cousins appartment.
wtf?!

 

[Tharwen]

I didn't get... erm... not much, except the things I wasn't expecting/didn't want.

Seriously. My parents are being awesome about paying for things this year

 

[CODE-D]

Justin Bieber to be paralyzed from the neck down

I'd settle for him to be paralysed from the neck up.

touche good sir.

 

[TheMoatMonster]

Justin Bieber to be paralyzed from the neck down

I'd settle for him to be paralysed from the neck up.

Thought he already was.

OT: Acorn Computers didn't come back to life. I've been putting it on my Christmas list for years and years. Honestly, I'm starting to wonder if this Father Christmas guy is actually real.

 

[Knight Captain Kerr]

Are you from the future? Because the 12th day of christmas is the 6th of January. 25th of December is the 1st day. Anyway I'm happy with what I got.

 

[Linda Bridget]

What I truly wanted for Christmas was for my mother to be with us into the new year only that didn't happen. She died on the 23rd