One day as a girl

[starkiller212]

I agree. Though another reason I wouldn't want to leave my room is because I think it'd be weird if my friends started hitting on me.

Lol like http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YUVbv-nSV2U ?

OT, self-fondling all the way

 

[Sacman]

I'd be afraid I'd fall in love with a straight guy overnight and the next day I'd be shit outta luck lol

If he really loved you it shouldn't be a problem... or maybe that's just fake movie love... who knows?

OT: I would do the same thing I usually do... wake up at 4:00 P.M. masturbate vigorously and play some video games...<.<

How would you feel if you met a really awesome girl one night and the next day she called you and told you she was a dude lol

extremely confused...

Besides I was just being sarcastic...<.<

 

[Aethren]

I'd pour hot water on me, since apparently I got splashed with cold water somewhere along the line.

 

[airplanedude550]

Compare orgasms.

I would totally become a woman for a day, if only to experience, what it would be like to make out with a woman to see what the difference is! (so yes, to compare orgasms, indeed)

 

[jaketaz]

I wouldn't mind being a man for a day. It'd be nice to actually orgasm during sex for once.

And, of course, a penis sounds like a lot of fun to play with.

Haha.. aww that sounds sad
Just keep looking. There is someone out there that can make this dream come true. Promise.

 

[jaketaz]

Well my girlfriend used to be a lesbian, so I would immediately go to her and have her go crazy on me. Being eaten out is apparently awesome, and it would be great from someone who knows how. Then I would jack it for a few hours, play with my boobs etc. Obviously.

 

[zoulza]

I wouldn't mind being a man for a day. It'd be nice to actually orgasm during sex for once.

And, of course, a penis sounds like a lot of fun to play with.

Haha.. aww that sounds sad
Just keep looking. There is someone out there that can make this dream come true. Promise.

Nah, men are just terrible at sex in general.

Don't tell them that, though. I don't want to hurt their fragile egos.

 

[zoulza]

I wouldn't mind being a man for a day. It'd be nice to actually orgasm during sex for once.

And, of course, a penis sounds like a lot of fun to play with.

When it comes to sex, this is the general rule of victory;

Theory > Practice.

You can sleep with 1o, ooo people and still suck.
But if you have theory and a desire to learn, you will be a great lover from the first time and forward.

Well, if you're a guy and you sleep with 10,000 girls, what do you care if they all think you suck?

 

[Peteron]

If I was a girl for a day I would lock myself in my bathroom and jump up and down in front of a mirror all day. Maybe take advantage of women's locker rooms, and other fun stuff

(And of course masturbate)

 

[bulbasaur765]

Find an arcade somewhere and start playing a fighting game so that I could attract a crowd of nerds and start competing against them. Then go back home and take pictures of myself wearing my regular clothes and posting them on my social network profile for history and confusion among my friends.

Also record my voice and compare it to my regular one.

 

[zoulza]

I wouldn't mind being a man for a day. It'd be nice to actually orgasm during sex for once.

And, of course, a penis sounds like a lot of fun to play with.

When it comes to sex, this is the general rule of victory;

Theory > Practice.

You can sleep with 1o, ooo people and still suck.
But if you have theory and a desire to learn, you will be a great lover from the first time and forward.

Well, if you're a guy and you sleep with 10,000 girls, what do you care if they all think you suck?

Then why are you dating those guys? <.<

Who said I was dating them?

 

[Orcus The Ultimate]

Id probably spend the whole day playing with my boobs

we think alike... XD

 

[Lambi]

I would probably tell everyone online I was a girl, wait for the "Tits or GTFO!" messages to arrive then send them this [http://www.poultrygeistmovie.com/images/press-photos/lloyd_kaufman/lk_with_gun_up_dress.jpg] or this [http://kuvaton.com/kuvei/mindfuck.gif] in reply.

Yeah, I'm a dick like that. ;D

You bastard! XD

OT: Well, I don't know how happy about it my girlfriend would be, but I would at least play a bit with my boobs. Then, I don't know, do what I usually do anyway, which is playing games?

 

[Double A]

I think we all know what 95% of the people here would do.

Does that mean 5% of the Escapist is female?

 

[Still Life]

Question - what would you do if you had one day as the opposite sex?

Being a gay man, it shames me to say that I would be a total whore. And I would be getting as many free drinks as I could stomach. lol

Wear a skirt.

Nothing like a healthy breeze on a hot summer's day...

 

[pulse2]

I love how this conversation was blown WAYYY out of context The replies are friggin hilarious.

Go lesbo? I still have to represent yaknow!

 

[Shock and Awe]

I think we all know what 95% of the people here would do.

Does that mean 5% of the Escapist is female?

No, thats the asexuals and the ones that scare easy. The ladies are gonna do the same thing as the guys, except with different equipment.

 

[crudus]

When it comes to sex, this is the general rule of victory;

Theory > Practice.

You can sleep with 1o, ooo people and still suck.
But if you have theory and a desire to learn, you will be a great lover from the first time and forward.

That is true to an extent. You still need the...stamina to pull it off though. I am pretty sure that doesn't come from theory. However, I do know where you are coming from.

 

[Double A]

I think we all know what 95% of the people here would do.

Does that mean 5% of the Escapist is female?

No, thats the asexuals and the ones that scare easy. The ladies are gonna do the same thing as the guys, except with different equipment.

I was assuming the op meant you turned into a girl no matter what gender.

 

[Grey_Focks]

Hide from all family/friends, play with my boobs, and furiously masturbate? Apparently women don't need to "reload" like men do. The possibilities...