One day as a girl

[zoulza]

"I wouldn't mind being a man for a day. It'd be nice to actually orgasm during sex for once."

That part speaks volumes.
Not trying to argue.. Just saying.

How does that imply that the guys I'm dating are cheating on me with 9,999 other girls?

I'm just saying, in your hypothetical example of a guy who sleeps with 10,000 girls and still sucks... well, he has no incentive to get better if so many girls want to sleep with him anyway!

 

[pulse2]

Not many people have the stamina to go on all night

 

['The Eel']

Step 1: Wake up at 2 in the afternoon
Step 2: Play video games
Step 3: Finally notice something has changed around 5 or so
Step 4: Post incoherent rambling explaining my shock at the situation on the internet
Step 5: See what my singing range would be as a girl or something,I don't know
Step 6: To the science-mobile! There must be an explanation for this somewhere.

 

[Dwarfman]

Question - what would you do if you had one day as the opposite sex?

B

Nothing good would come of it that's for sure!

 

[Dirzzit]

I think we all know what 95% of the people here would do.

oh I get it.......were talking about cake right?

 

[jaketaz]

I wouldn't mind being a man for a day. It'd be nice to actually orgasm during sex for once.

And, of course, a penis sounds like a lot of fun to play with.

Haha.. aww that sounds sad
Just keep looking. There is someone out there that can make this dream come true. Promise.

Nah, men are just terrible at sex in general.

Don't tell them that, though. I don't want to hurt their fragile egos.

Well most men would be great at sex if their partners spoke up about what they want done, how, where, and at what speed and level of pressure. But I'm sure women would rather go on thinking that their bodies are mystical puzzles of wonderment that no man can ever truly understand. Don't repeat this though, you could hurt their fragile egos.

 

[theSovietConnection]

Honestly? I'd probably be too traumatized from the sudden change to female to actually do much of anything, aside from curling up into a corner twitching until I changed back.

 

[Amplify]

I doubt you'd exactly need a pie chart to figure that one out.

 

[Shock and Awe]

I think we all know what 95% of the people here would do.

oh I get it.......were talking about cake right?

...........

Don't act surprised.

 

[DMShade]

I heard of a Radio station having a contest like this almost 10 years ago...the 'Best' answer would get a prize pack. Naturally everyone had sexual ideas.

The 'winner' was a little kid. 8 or 9 the most.

If he woke as a girl, he would go into the ladies washroom, put all the toilet seats up, and then wait outside for the ensuing chaos.

Nonstandard answer...brilliant.

 

[Vohn_exel]

If I could be male... I'd go around doing horrible things with my genitals. Hey - I'm gonna be female again soon - it's not like the wanted posters will match anyone >

This actually ties in to what I always thought I'd do. Sure, I'd...get curious for a little while, but I think I'd probably go out and like rob a bank or something. I mean, after the day is up, I'm innocent me and the cops are looking for someone that doesn't exist.

Hm...or maybe I'd just make a dirty video for myself later on. And then go to counseling.

 

[Frozen Donkey Wheel2]

Have lots and lots of lesbian sex. Obviously.

 

[goggleman64]

Try desperately to convince my parents that I'm not a kidnapper / home invader. Then video-tape myself turning back and show it to every biologist I can find.

In between those two . . . Ferris Bueller's Day Off?

 

[Tarlane]

Change back

nope, not an option!

Then cage myself in until the day ends

I am far too amused by the fact that you apparently equate turning into a woman with turning into a werewolf. Admittedly, both do have similar emotional changes based on a lunar cycle so maybe this isn't so far off.

 

[pulse2]

.. I have.
Read above.

Yes, very much dependable of how much you exersize, as well as level of control.

Then again, depending on the girl you are with, would you really want to? I happen to like my sleep, even with stamina, there comes a time where it starts hitting late-o-clock and I don't want to be sleepy the next day Nothing pisses me off more than missing an entire day's worth of activities. Sex for the win, but sex all night only if you are having a lazy day the next day

 

[TragicHero84]

Change back

nope, not an option!

Then cage myself in until the day ends

I am far too amused by the fact that you apparently equate turning into a woman with turning into a werewolf. Admittedly, both do have similar emotional changes based on a lunar cycle so maybe this isn't so far off.

i LOL'ed

 

[Logan Badass]

I would masturbate. All. Day. Long. I actually had the balls to say it.

I would not do it with a dude.

Yea. All day.

 

[AssassinJoe]

I think we all know what 95% of the people here would do.

Try out lesbianism? Cause that's what I would do.

 

[zoulza]

Well most men would be great at sex if their partners spoke up about what they want done, how, where, and at what speed and level of pressure. But I'm sure women would rather go on thinking that their bodies are mystical puzzles of wonderment that no man can ever truly understand. Don't repeat this though, you could hurt their fragile egos.

I've actually tried that before. Some responses I got:

"Well, my ex never had a problem!"

"It's not my fault you're so screwed up!"

"I've slept with other girls before, and they all said I was awesome, so you're the problem."

Maybe you'll just say that they're not "real" men, and a "real" man would never say something like that, etc. I'm not here to start flame wars or anything, I'm just stating my personal observations. Anyway, I'll back off and let everyone proceed to talking about how awesome it'd be to have boobs for a day.

Carry on, everyone.

 

[pulse2]

I would masturbate. All. Day. Long. I actually had the balls to say it.

I would not do it with a dude.

Yea. All day.

Suuuure People usually say they 'won't do' what they are actually thinking of doing, lmao