One day as a girl

[xdom125x]

Hide from all family/friends, play with my boobs, and furiously masturbate? Apparently women don't need to "reload" like men do. The possibilities...

yeah, pretty much this is what that day would be for me as well.

 

[pulse2]

Well most men would be great at sex if their partners spoke up about what they want done, how, where, and at what speed and level of pressure. But I'm sure women would rather go on thinking that their bodies are mystical puzzles of wonderment that no man can ever truly understand. Don't repeat this though, you could hurt their fragile egos.

I've actually tried that before. Some responses I got:

"Well, my ex never had a problem!"

"It's not my fault you're so screwed up!"

"I've slept with other girls before, and they all said I was awesome, so you're the problem."

Maybe you'll just say that they're not "real" men, and a "real" man would never say something like that, etc. I'm not here to start flame wars or anything, I'm just stating my personal observations. Anyway, I'll back off and let everyone proceed to talking about how awesome it'd be to have boobs for a day.

Carry on, everyone.

You've encountered some empty buckets then, I persoanlly don't mind being guided because I realise all women think differently.

Impossibe to be an awesome lover if your partner is yawning with boredom :/

 

[Kuhkren]

I'd pour hot water on me, since apparently I got splashed with cold water somewhere along the line.

Watch out for the ladle lady, she's a sniper. Oh and those amazons.

 

[Saltyk]

I remember a movie about this. A friend convinced me to watch it. It was very weird. Basically, there were people that changed sexes every time they had an orgasm. I can't remember the name, though.

 

[Choppaduel]

Just live. Then I'd truly have a fresh perspective, a greater understanding of humanity, when I reaffirmed my XY heritage.

 

[Sartan0]

This kind of topic only makes sense when I am drunk.

 

[jaketaz]

Well most men would be great at sex if their partners spoke up about what they want done, how, where, and at what speed and level of pressure. But I'm sure women would rather go on thinking that their bodies are mystical puzzles of wonderment that no man can ever truly understand. Don't repeat this though, you could hurt their fragile egos.

I've actually tried that before. Some responses I got:

"Well, my ex never had a problem!"

"It's not my fault you're so screwed up!"

"I've slept with other girls before, and they all said I was awesome, so you're the problem."

Maybe you'll just say that they're not "real" men, and a "real" man would never say something like that, etc. I'm not here to start flame wars or anything, I'm just stating my personal observations. Anyway, I'll back off and let everyone proceed to talking about how awesome it'd be to have boobs for a day.

Carry on, everyone.

I'm not either, it's just an interesting thing to talk about. "Real" men totally would and do say those things. It always blows my mind how the vast majority of women say they've never had one with someone else, even with another woman! Then again men are easy, it's all about mechanical manipulation. With women, it seems like you can do everything mechanically "correct" and it still won't work unless they're in the right emotional and mental space. Just differences between the sexes.

 

[Athol]

"I'll be in my bunk"

'nuff said

 

[thePyro_13]

I'd pour hot water on me, since apparently I got splashed with cold water somewhere along the line.

Everyone is always splashing damn cold water everywhere, without ever thinking about the consequences. >;[

Though I suppose electric kettles would make life a bit easier.

 

[Nouw]

What everyone else would do, except I'd bar myself in my room as my parents would freak out. Oh what a lovely day in the bed for me

 

[emeraldrafael]

I'd like to say this is a sexist title.

Being a man, I dont know what I'd do, but you're excluding girls who just read it the title.

Actually, no. I do know what I would do. I'd go and seduce as many boys as possible, promising them love if they remain faithful only to me, then the next tday turn to a guy and have all those i made remain faithful die without ever knowing the pleasure of a woman and in love with a being that no longer exists.

Its genius!

 

[kael013]

Since I'm a straight guy and don't know any lesbians this is what I'd probably do:

Take some pictures of myself that are conveniently cut off right below the eyes so people on Facebook will be confused as to why there is a girl in my room wearing my clothes, then make a dirty masturbation vid. (Yeah, I'm a little sick, but is watching a vid of yourself getting off as the other sex wrong? Your body is different and, owing to the pyschological damage that realization would cause, your mind will be warped, so you're essentially another person.)

I already give my friends spontaneous hugs and stuff like that cuz it annoys the hell out of 'em (I'm considered the "insane, creepy guy" in the group), so I'll probably go over to some friends' houses and do that some more.

Then, I'd just do what i normally do (games and cruising around town) and see if I get any new meaning out of it. After that, well... there are some people I know that would benefit greatly from a knife in their back.

 

[dorkette1990]

I wouldn't mind being a man for a day. It'd be nice to actually orgasm during sex for once.

And, of course, a penis sounds like a lot of fun to play with.

Haha.. aww that sounds sad
Just keep looking. There is someone out there that can make this dream come true. Promise.

Nah, men are just terrible at sex in general.

Don't tell them that, though. I don't want to hurt their fragile egos.

I would've agreed with you a few years back until I discovered something... for some reason, when you're completely selfish in bed, sex is better. At least for my relationship. At first, I felt awful, then I realized he felt the same way. Now neither of us really worries about the other, and sex is fantastic

OT: If I was a guy... I'd need better, looser pants. And I'd want to know what sex feels like on the other end, but would probably just see if I could pick up hot girls (I can as a girl, as a guy.... might be on the small side, as far as height) without intention.

 

[bob-2000]

"I'll be in my bunk"

'nuff said

Firefly reference!!!!!

Being lesbian, I'd probably just sleep with a bunch of girls just for the hell of it. Although I heard that sex is much better for women, so turning back promptly would also be nice.

 

[Iron Lightning]

I'd find a bisexual woman, gather up my mates, and start filming a porno at 11:50 pm. When midnight strikes I'll turn back into a man mid-sexual act.

It would be the most interesting porno ever made.

 

[MaxwellEdison]

How attractive am I?

If with my current looks as a woman...stay in bed.

If not...time to be shameless!

 

[Frotality]

in all honesty, probably descend into madness as my manly testosterone-fueled brain gets flooded with ever engimatic estrogen, and my mind goes crazy trying to think the same way i usually do with an entirely new hormone added to the mix.

 

[mykalwane]

Take pictures, and try to see if I can cover up everything with a t-shirt while walking around. Still amazes the hell out of me that girls can do that.

 

[Klopy]

In all actuality, I'd freak out and probably call the doctor. Something like that only happens in a Japanese H-game. o.o. And it never ends well for the chick.


For fun? I dunno. Perhaps I'd go around and mess with people in a mall. By mess, I mean randomly falling in front of people, holding my face, and yelling out loud 'WHY'D YOU HIT ME?!'

 

[coldshadow]

I would find out what feels better, male orgasm or female orgasm.