-One- Fallout perk in real life...

[Continuity]

Ah it's got to be bloody mess, at least off the top of my head anyway. I'm not sure that having people die around you in a spectacularly messy fashion would ever get old.
Paper cut? OMG his head fell off! Lol

 

[HK_01]

Scrounger. I'd love to just find tons of money in random places.

 

[Terminate421]

Fortune Finder, awesome.

 

[LightOfDarkness]

Nuclear Anomaly.
Getting in fights would be twice as awesome
"HAHAHAHA IM BEATING YOU wait whut why are you glowi-AKHNOIDJHSPOIHOSRPOIENOAKJNFOEHPOFA"