One Helluva Trip

[TheJavaPirate]

My friend is sitting in chem class, and the teacher asks the entire class what happens when you mix Alcohol and Acid. My friend Derek stands up and says "One helluva trip that may or may not result in death!" To which his teacher gives him a detention. This is a great answer to a poor question.
Tell me stories people, i know you have them!

 

[Datalord]

I think this thread is corrupting the morale

 

[mattttherman3]

Ok we had this extremely attractive teacher for grade 10, and my buddy asked if there would be any BONER points on the test, he obviously meant bonus, i still won<t let him live that down 4 years later, he also asked this chick to the dance over the morning announcements and subsequently dumped her after said dance

 

[[Gavo]]

One time my friends and I were talking about "balls of steel" to replace lost balls. By balls I mean testicles. Anyways, one of my friends said "I have balls of steel!" and being the idiot he is, he punched himself in the balls to prove it. Really hard.

He stayed on the floor for a good 5 minutes.

 

[TheJavaPirate]

Ok we had this extremely attractive teacher for grade 10, and my buddy asked if there would be any BONER points on the test, he obviously meant bonus, i still won<t let him live that down 4 years later, he also asked this chick to the dance over the morning announcements and subsequently dumped her after said dance

rofl that's hilarious

 

[SwiftFlux]

Back in my senior year of high school, a girl wanted to break up with one of my best friends but didn't have the guts. So her loud mouthed friend took the principle's megaphone off a table in this crowded auditorium (due to an assembly) containing the entire year's graduating class (about 300) and proceeded to end the relationship by stating "John Kendell, you are now single." No one was too happy with anyone partaking in the incident after that, but 300 other people sure had a hell of a laugh.

 

[Labyrinth]

During High school Japanese 2, me and my friend would spend a lot of time talking about video games in our free time. Especially Thief: Deadly Shadows.
However one day the Rolling 46 was announced. It's a test wherein you have to fill in all 46 blanks for a Hiragana chart, and you continually retake it until you get it right, and for each retake, 2 points are deducted for when you finally pass.
So, as the teacher was announcing it, I cry out, 'AAAaaawe shit! Not again!"
Get up, walk over to my friend with a newspaper roll, "hit" him over the head, he "falls over unconscious", I then pick him up, sling him over my shoulder, and walk out of the room.
I come back two minutes later with ketchup on my hands pretending to cry and mumbling about killing my friend.
Luckily the teacher loved me and my friend's shenanigans.

I may not have mentioned this before but you're le awesome. Pity you're not in any of my classes.