One-line confessions

[Spookimitsu]

 

[tehweave]

I might fail out of college, but my parents think otherwise because I told them otherwise.

 

[mattttherman3]

I don't like my best friends fiancee.

I also love this song http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=byQIPdHMpjc&ob=av3e

I'm a 21 year old Virgin. And I mean the farthest I've been is a hug at a religious retreat.

 

[AgentDarkmoon]

My boyfriend loves me equally as much as he loves videogames, and I'm alright with that. =)

 

[SalamanderJoe]

I ate all your bees...

Cookie for reference.

Black Books! Choc chip please...

 

[stormtrooper9091]

i once pooed myself but nobody noticed

 

[SalamanderJoe]

I once drank so much Monster Energy my urine turned neon green and stained the toilet, then blamed my housemate when questioned by my parents.

 

[RandyPants]

Enrolled in college this year, did abso-fucking-lutely nothing.
Hoping to God that I can start over next year and consider 2010 a shitty 'gap year'.

 

[Mr.Squishy]

Can I have more than one one line confessions?
I'm a nineteen year old virgin (farthest I got was kissing my ex, though the only reason she wasn't into sex was trauma due to her grandfather abusing her when she was younger...and kinda never stopped) in a school full of people fucking like horny rabbits.

I'm a social retard (but, now see this, if life had been like D&D, my charisma stat would fluctuate wildly every damn hour or so) and today I'm kinda blue 'cause of that.

I'm the eternal fifth wheel.

 

[Sexual Harassment Panda]

I, uh...I put the screw in the tuna.

 

[Firoth]

I am Batman.