One line reviews By Serrant

[Tonimata]

Since these seem to be popular and I'm more of a wall text reviewer, I'll just go with the flow and take a break from them.

AWAY!

Inglourious Basterds: Who the hell is Cristoph Waltz and why hadn't we heard of him before?

Left 4 Dead: From gleeful strolling through a midnight park to epic struggles against man eating beasts, no one shall be left indifferent.

Death Note: One of the darkest introspections into the filthiest corners of the human mind, then it gets the police involved.

Call of Duty 4: Believable heroic experience? Right here.

Death Magnetic (the album): Attempting to revive the dead, with a half success.

2 Minutes to Midnight (the song): Catchy riff, epic solo, critical lyrics, want more?

The Escapist: One of the cleverest communities peppered with ego and witty sarcasm in the internet.

Flame or praise, but be fair!

 

[FallenJellyDoughnut]

The Escapist: One of the cleverest communities peppered with ego and witty sarcasm in the internet.

Flame or praise, but be fair!

And its all because of me!

 

[domble]

lol those were pretty good.
These are cool because I have the stamina to read them, "wall of text" reviews just make my eyeballs tired.

I like writing though, so I'll stick to my wordy, verbal diarrhea reviews if it's all the same to everyone else.

 

[Sven und EIN HUND]

lol those were pretty good.
These are cool because I have the stamina to read them, "wall of text" reviews just make my eyeballs tired.

I like writing though, so I'll stick to my wordy, verbal diarrhea reviews if it's all the same to everyone else.

Yes domble, the escapist needs wall of text reviewers who can still write an intriguing and humorous review.

More to the point at hand, this is pretty good, keep em coming.

 

[domble]

lol those were pretty good.
These are cool because I have the stamina to read them, "wall of text" reviews just make my eyeballs tired.

I like writing though, so I'll stick to my wordy, verbal diarrhea reviews if it's all the same to everyone else.

Yes domble, the escapist needs wall of text reviewers who can still right an intriguing and humorous review.

More to the point at hand, this is pretty good, keep em coming.

lol thanks man, the new one is live tonight if you're interested, this time on The Departed.

But yeah like this style of review. Punchy, succinct and to the point.
Whats the term? moar?