One-Liners and their everyday applications

[THEMILKMAN]

Throw out some one-liners (from something or one you made up) and say what everyday events would be appropriate times for that one-liner to be said.

"Yippie-Ki-Yay ************."(I hope you all know where that's from, spelling's probably way off though)

Just before anything explodes

 

[hittite]

Hi, howareya. (from the movie Sahara, which I heartily endorse)

sneak up, tap on shoulder, line, punch in face

 

[Dags90]

"Well, frack me gently with a chainsaw." BSG-ed for your consumption on these forums, originally from the 1989 Cult Classic, "Heathers."

Ironic expression, usually indicates frustration.

 

[Optimus Hagrid]

"So, did you hear about the Stallone retrospective at the Omni?"

When conversation is lacking.

 

[Cherry Cola]

"Knife to see you!"

When buttering toast.

 

[snide_cake]

"Your face" is one of my favourite one liners, which can be applied in any situation. It is best applied in random conversations that wouldn't make much sense to anyone apart from those partaking in said conversation...thus:

My mate: Time for lunch
Me: I'm lunch!
My mate: Your face!
Me: Oh ....

 

[Carlos263]

"ill be Back" simple ... yet awesome

 

[THEMILKMAN]

"Knife to see you!"

When buttering toast.

If I saw someone actually do that, I'd have to institutionalize them. If I saw it again, then I'd send myself to the looney bin

 

[metacree]

When in a band and the other guitarist won't let you do the solo you want in the song you want.

"Well aren't you being a Jimi hindrance!"

 

[rezboyjoey]

1."I'll _(verb)_ YOUR _(noun)_"
**Stress 'YOUR', add an upwards inflection.

Used to make any verb/noun combination seem inapropriate.

Ex:
I'll tune YOUR piano.
I'll fix YOUR wagon.

2."I've got a _(noun)_ for you..."

Used to counter a bragging adversary. Replace (noun) with whatever they are bragging about. Optional: Add "...in my pants." and/or motion towards your crotch.

Ex:
I've got a new car for you...
I've got a 4.0 GPA for you...in my pants.

[/immaturity]

 

[Omikron009]

BAAAAAAAM! PEANUT BUTTER AND JAAAAAAAAAM!

For AFTER something explodes, courtesy of the Trailer Park Boys.

 

[Kyrian007]

The "action movie moment" tagline from 1990's "Loose Cannons" with Gene Hackman and Dan Aykroyd is useful in the moments before finishing any fight.

"Hey (insert name of opponent here,) Humpty Dumpty's back on the wall!"

 

[Daveman]

You'd be surprised how often "I have had it with these muthafukin Xs on this muthafukin Y" is used in my day to day life.

 

[ottenni]

"Knife to see you!"

When buttering toast.

Said with your best Arnie impersonation of course.

 

[THEMILKMAN]

You'd be surprised how often "I have had it with these muthafukin Xs on this muthafukin Y" is used in my day to day life.

I had someone actually convinced for several days that they were making a sequel to "Snakes On a Plane". The alleged sequel's name was: "Polar Bears on a Submarine"

 

[Paksenarrion]

I'm surprised no one has yet mentioned, "RELEASE THE KRAKEN."

Said when any sort of action is warranted or needed in any given situation.

 

[blankedboy]

"Yippie-Ki-Yay ************."

Never heard of it

Also, "Can I help you?" = the most useless line ever.

 

[Satin6T]

"better call pizza hut cuz you got pizowned"
YEAH
everyday life, always

 

[Frybird]

Protip:

Spice up everyday declarations with trailerspeak.

"I'll need to get some cash from the ATM....AND THIS TIME, IT'S PERSONAL!"

"IN A WORLD OF BETRAYAL AND MISTRUST...i don't think you can return the game without the box"

"Let's go see Iron Man 2....THIS SUMMER, IN THEATRES EVERYWHERE"

 

[Daniel_Rosamilia]

I'm surprised no one has yet mentioned, "RELEASE THE KRAKEN."

Said when any sort of action is warranted or needed in any given situation.

I heard someone yell that on a train platform at Flinders Street.
Spontaneous echo of RELEASE THE KRAKEN!!!!